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Nov 28 2012
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Globe (December 10, 2012) has ghoulish fun guessing what famous, died-young celebs would look like today. In some cases, they pile on, such as in their prediction that John Belushi would be "fat, bald and broke" today. Still better than dead!

Above, the gallery shows (in order) the rag's physical predictions for Marilyn Monroe (a philanthropic, much-surgeried recluse with a fortune from a fragrance line), Michael Landon (an unrecognizable fitness guru), Bob Marley ("riding high at 67"), John Lennon ("balding but young at heart"—the mag sees hair loss as being only one step above death), Natalie Wood (the queen of Hollywood, and I suspect they used Betty White's body and Kris Jenner's face for her photo illustration), Jackie (unchanged and still a Kennedy-clain matriarch, JFK Jr. (with graying temples, the "Mr. Sheffield!"-esque stud would be divorced and kid-free), Belushi, Nicole Brown Simpson (a hot Housewife) and "wrinkled poet" Jim Morrison.

   

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