BOY CULTURE REVIEW: **1/2 OUT OF ****

Just got back from Chris March's Butt-Cracker Suite: A Trailer Park Ballet at HERE in NYC. It's exactly what the title says, including interludes informed by projections of "Dawn Davenport"/Divine's cha-cha-fueled rage, Linus teaching Charlie Brown about Christmas, the leggy lampshade scene from A Christmas Story and more.

March plays "Clara," a sort of plus-size Honey Boo Boo, and the central figure in the park, where a myriad of fanciful creatures—representing Miracle Whip, Spam and other trailer-trash signatures—dance.

Seeing red?

When every position is the missionary position

The Kama Sutra re-enacted by Mormon missionaries.

Obama/Romney lunch meeting was hand-shaky.

Here are the polls that made Romney believe he'd win.

"Greg" by Lionel Andre is hot and wet.

Browns player Tank Carder goes unpunished for "fag" rant.

British man fighting 50-year-old criminal record for being gay.

Katie Holmes hits Broadway again.

$pend the day with Lady Gaga.

Perfect 10: Hot, free Madonna remixes.

Twilight's 18-year-old gym buff strips in a parking lot.

NJ Dems want Hillary in '16, prefer Christie as guv to two of their own kind.

"The Middle Class Cats of Instagram." Purrrfect.

These pussies are a riot

Be sure to "like" Boy Culture's Facebook page. Feel free to friend me personally and follow me on Twitter, too.

I generally like Sarah Jessica Parker, but I'm not sure she really pulls off the homo Auntie Mame vibe she needed for Glee's "Let's Have a Kiki"...

If you like Madonna, you'll love this remembrance of the making of her "Deeper and Deeper" video, complete with the rest of this amazing, russet-haired candid.

 

A fabulous work of outdoor art in SoHo that I'd have loved to pack up (somehow) and take home (somehow) and display in my living room (somehow).

 

The third in a series of articles from The Underwear Expert...

Chord Overstreet has been bringing all the boys to the yard with his milkshake since his very first episode on Glee, the show that's the best thing to happen to people who like to watch adults act like teenagers since, like ever.

We saw him plunge into skin-tight, package-enhancing booty shorts for the Rocky Horror episode.

He dropped trou on Ellen’s talk show to reveal orange underwear that said "Ellen’s Got My Tight End Covered." (Because she so does.)

He got us wet when he showered for the camera.

Okay—you get the point.

Now, though, in the December 22, 2012, episode of Glee, the twentysomething Nashville native has offered his creamiest milkshake ever. Mocking Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, Overstreet runs around the McKinley High locker room with a jockstrap on his head. We won’t put thoughts in your head, but damn. Rarely has a jockstrap looked this fashionable tasty.

For more Chord Overstreet underwear photos and more celebrity underwear sightings, head to The Underwear Expert.

The rest of the headline is: "Brush-Off"

Roger Moore tells Globe (December 10, 2012) that his surefire way of putting off men who wanted to bed him was to tell them:

"I have a strange disease which I picked up in the Far East. I haven't been seduced yet by a man."

Hilariously, his wife once overheard some movie-goers talking about an affair he was for sure having with a fellow male actor. I'm sure hearing that left her...shaken, if not stirred.

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