Nobody named "Papa" could secretly be gay, right?

Lane Garrison: I lived with Papa Joe—he can't be gay!

Recent GOP prez candidate Michele Bachmann...an independent???

FOX fucks up: Bloomberg backs...Romney???

The Economist backs Obama again.

Romney lands a HUGE endorsement, too!

Nutty Romney supporters attempt to explain.

Jodie Foster getting Cecil B. DeMille.

Miley Cyrus does dubstep.

Chrysler Group VP for Product Design tweets Trump: "you are full of shit!"

Bill Clinton doing more campaigning than Mitt Romney.

Bristol Palin knows how to use the Craigslist!

Michelangelo Signorile is one in a hundred!

You can tell gay guys by their pronounced lists