Scenes from the ongoing disaster that is Sandy.

Sandy's tallest hero.

Bloomberg insists NYC Marathon will come off without a hitch.

Benedict Cumberbatch goes gay.

Astronauts using Madonna's "Vogue" in space!

Papa Joe Simpson will "never" come out.

Rape apologist Mourdock's poll numbers crater.

Final pre-election jobs report: Real momentum.

Why 2012 is America's chance at an 1896 do-over.

Nothin' like a buddy-bath in the back of a truck.

Stomach-turning gay bashing in Jamaica.

Ad: Maryland vet's parents for equality.

Joy Behar doesn't get homocons.

Gay voters definitely get President Obama.

Starbucks gets President Obama, too.

Mitt Romney: Elect me or the economy gets it.

Clinton/Booker in 2016! (I'm thinking Clinton/Castro.)

Romney/Sandy in 2012!

If Obama calls...I'm here! I'm here!

This begs for a Hillary text in reply