"I've heard of people being killed playing ping-pong—ping-pongs are more dangerous than guns. Flat-screen TVs are injuring more kids today than anything."
Really? How many people were killed playing ping-pong last year, not counting the ones who were playing it when someone covered them in a hail of bullets. And if kids are being accidentally injured by TVs (or choking on hot dogs, or being run over by their parents), does that really compare with guns, which are designed to kill?