Considering she's dirt poor and losing her teeth, Eight is Enough star Susan Richardson looks kinda good in this photo from National Enquirer (February 11, 2013). However, it's the most pathetic photo caption ever. The poor woman's livelihood, as it were, is derived from making walking sticks for (undoubtedly also financially strapped) veterans! The article features a sympathetic comment from Dick Van Patten, who seems sad to hear of her trailer-park existence...but not sad enough to offer her money.