Oscar winners whose trophies Nightcharm would happily shine. (Work Unfriendly)

Beloved porn actor/escort Arpad Miklos commits suicide.

Yoda pulling a Beyoncé?

Straight girl's guide to gay sex.

Republicans pro-violence against women.

Walt Disney World's new gay prez.

Lil Wayne's a race-baiting sore loser, sheesh!

Glenn Beck: Obama a "full-fledged woman."

Shirtless Saved By the Bell lunchbox.

One Direction vs. puppies in a cute-off.

Adam Levine's non-bullshit unisex fragrance.

Love to take a whiff