Sean Patrick Banks, a 37-year-old ex-Navy man, is the alleged serpent

Christian Mingle, which seems to advertise everywhere, has its first controversy—authorities say a man has been using the site to meet up with and rape unsuspecting women. It's terrible this has happened, and it could happen to any meet-up site, but for real: Can we stop with the holier-than-thou pitches like, "Find God's match for you"? There's nothing divine about it, it's just Craigslist with a Bible in one hand.

The rapist took this Psalms passage too literally. Guess he wanted an express ticket to hell.