Above, Adam Levine flashes his washboard and headlights for In Touch (March 4, 2013). Below, from the same mag, Orlando Bloom's silver-dollar-pancake nips take center stage anywhere they go, even on a beach:

Us (March 4, 2013) offers up a shirtless Jason Clarke of Zero Dark Thirty fame:

More after the jump...

TV Guide (February 25—March 2013) has a fab set of photos of Timothy Olyphant, whose Justified is a smash:

The same mag introduces me to Theo James of Golden Boy:

Sean Lowe resisted temptation on The Bachelor, but flashes his goods in magazines—as in the Star. I don't get why you'd flaunt your assets while simultaneously insisting on not putting them to good use, but since I'm not in his future sex queue anyway, I'm happy to benefit from the showing-off part of the equation:

According to Star (March 4, 2013) Chace Crawford is "NOT NORMAL" in this photo, but he makes me feel like a natural woman: