Tyson Ballou is summer-ready.
BROKEN NEWS: Phylllis Diller celebrating Barbra Streisand in 2001.
Mitt Romney not a fan of Barack Obama's. (Who cares?)
Colorado Republican storms away angrily from Aurora victim's dad.
Marriage equality in France is a done deal.
Cannes shooter: "It really appears to be a crazy guy."
Catholic loon Bill Donhue jumps on the IRS wahhh!mbulance.
Jason Bateman & Will Arnett give 'em something' to talk about: