...and no, this is not a "Who Am I?" guessing game whose answer is Diane Sawyer. I mean, I'm literally in Liz Smith's column.
And to clarify, before the Little Monsters descend upon me, I was expressing support vs. those Monsters who've wished cancer on Kelly; Kelly thought I was saying I was on her side regarding Lady Gaga herself, which is a separate war. Either way, Kelly was very sweet.