Kenneth in the (212): Ryan Ferguson did 10 years for a crime he didn't commit, and his body is so inspiring it oughtta be illegal.
CNN: Grand jury subpoenas have been issued in the FBI's investigation into collusion between Trump's associates (Flynn) and Russia.
GQ: Citing his reverence for poise, for inclusion and for a national security policy that doesn't ban immigrants, The Rock proves even he would be a better prez than Trump.
Newsweek: A man shoved a pie in the face of Qantas boss Alan Joyce because Joyce is pro-marriage equality. Reductive!
We Did It First ... and Better:
Twitter @Nixon Library: The Nixon Library shows a flair for the comedic by pointing out the fun fact that Nixon didn't fire his FBI director. (Still a crook, though, guys.)
Instagram @madonna: Madonna taught her daughters “Baby Got Back” — even though Madonna's then-flat ass/bimbo status were lampooned in the music video!