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Aug 30 2017
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Fanfic23n-3-webHell has frozen over — for straights.

Elijah Daniel, author of the gay erotic novel Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & the Bellboy, was looking for a place that would make him mayor so he could outlaw heterosexuality to make a point about Trump's Muslim ban.

He found that place: Hell, Michigan ...

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Via Huff Post

When Elijah Daniel was sworn in as the mayor of Hell, Michigan, this week, he immediately started implementing his agenda.

Specifically, he outlawed heterosexuality in the unincorporated community of 72 people. 

Daniel, a YouTube comedian best known for writing a gay-themed erotic novel about Donald Trump. had spent a whole two days seeking higher office somewhere so he could carry out his plan.

“I was looking for a town willing to make me mayor,” Daniel told HuffPost. “They’ll do it in Hell for $100, so I caught a redeye to Michigan and got sworn in.”

He followed through on his plan, which was really no more outrageous that Trump's Muslim or trans bans.

Alas, Daniel was impeached. Still, he said, with a note of optimism:

“That’s actually not a problem. Everyone who becomes mayor there gets impeached. Most of the people who visit are same-sex couples who want to be married in Hell.”

See you in hell, my friend.

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