Above: Tyson F'ing Beckford.
NEWNOWNEXT: Team USA strips for you.
VARIETY: RuPaul will appear on Grace and Frankie!
QUEERTY: Ryan Murphy has a new $300-million deal with Netflix.
THE HILL: When Trump's personal lawyer acknowledged he paid off porn star Stormy Daniels, he broke the terms of the nondisclosure agreement — so now Stormy feels she is free to do so as well. Grab some popcorn, Melania (the immigration status of whose parents, by the way, the White House won't discuss).
LGBTQ NATION: Vile Piers Morgan was offended when — he says — vile Omarosa suggested they have a showmance on reality TV, then called him a faggot for refusing her. He wonders why vile Trump ever hired her or vile Rob Porter to begin with.
VICE: Amy Adams channels Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton and Debbie Harry in Andy Warhol-style Polaroid mises-en-scenes: