Philip "The Body" Fusco is the star of the latest titillating Gregg Homme ad. The first part has more intrigue that "Who Shot J.R.?" and more skin than you'd find on a fleet of Jell-O pudding trucks...

Above, Sean Lowe looks hot 'n' dirty in In Touch (April 22, 2013). Below, Op model Kellan Lutz romps gaily in the surf inside Life & Style (April 22, 2013):

More after the jump...

They  had caras then.

Iconic Spanish actress Sara "Sarita" Montiel also died yesterday.

Marc Jacobs and boy-toy get frisky in public.

Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry engaged!

GREEK ACTIVE: Homophobic ad protested, pulled.

Amanda Bynes is morphing into Angelyne.

DEEN MOM: Farrah Abraham $exing pornstar.

"Accidental Racist" = worst song ever.

Madonna stepped on the president's toes in Malawi.

Amsterdam vs. Putin.

Parties break out over Thatcher's death.

Morrissey: Thatcher was "without an atom of humanity."

Hazing-death defendants plead not guilty.

Vatican advisor on who doesn't deserve communion.

2 House GOPers in Illinois down with marriage equality.

Glenn Beck: "Gay marriage advocates have won..."

Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pennsylvania) running for guv.

New Totally Tyler book = Boys, Booze & Bootycalls.

AY, PAPI: Your hunk of the day.

Anderson Cooper learns how to pronounce "Andy Cohen."

Immigration reform ices out LGBTs.

Bar Mitzvah Boy a pro speaker...there's nothin' to it!

Joe Biden was a hot piece of tail:

Viiiiice!

Tits a living

SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST: Olly Murs vs. Niall Horan.

Madame President's Super PAC launches.

Uruguay beats the U.S. to marriage equality.

Sen Mark Kirk (R-Illinois) = 2nd Rep. senator for equality.

Nicola Formichetti is out at Mugler.

Surprise! Sean Hannity still a mean A-hole.

Next gets a new editor.

Voice of Elmo officially recasted.

Now Obama is coming for your BRAIN.

Stevie Nicks doc In Your Dreams is now playing.

Tegan & Sara & other under-40 sensations.

Bradley Cooper's short-and-curlies.

Jinkx Monsoon & Alaska Thunderfvck sing "Cabaret."

Terry Richardson tries grape-flavored POPwater.

Gay center can't sponsor Boy Scouts troop.

Remember when Courtney Love was smokin'?

Madonna continues to walk the walk in Malawi.

Madonna & Child(ren)

Isn't Sean Hayes one of Hot in Cleveland's producers?

Joan Rivers hits HuffPost Live, TRASHES Hot in Cleveland.

Blatantly faked "pro-beheading" Muslim call to NY1 dupes gays.

AFA radio host's manic anti-gay comments are all too real.

Jag-off Matt Lauer tweets non-apology to wronged intern.

Harry Potter actor dies following heart surgery.

"Comedian" Mike Epps goes on homophobic Twitter tirade.

I MAY FAINT: Marie Osmond is pro-marriage equality.

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Rafael M. lookin' good for Dogo Wear.

Marlon Texeira behind-the-scenes.

Kellan Lutz strips to the waist for Java Heat.

Guess who's anti-gay?

Just about the funniest thing ever:

Wanted poster