Seacrest out of your mind to pay thousands to meet him.

What would you pay to meet Ryan Seacrest?

Madonna Megamix 2013 on Vimeo.

Purple Crush is oh-so-"Thirsty."

Beyoncé's fake nips cause a sensation.

New Hampshire Republican calls women "vagina's." (sic)

Wallflowers: The third episode.

Romance cover model drops the towel. (Work Unfriendly)

Rosie O'Donnell and Sharon Gless in one post!

Legendary producer/remixer/DJ Peter Rauhofer has a brain tumor.

People love the '80s and have forgotten who Reagan was.

Advocate's 40 Under 40.

Check out the new Web series Finding Me.

Matthew Camp presents 8.5 fragrance. I'd like to take a whiff of that.

Aroman4man

Tits a living

SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST: Olly Murs vs. Niall Horan.

Madame President's Super PAC launches.

Uruguay beats the U.S. to marriage equality.

Sen Mark Kirk (R-Illinois) = 2nd Rep. senator for equality.

Nicola Formichetti is out at Mugler.

Surprise! Sean Hannity still a mean A-hole.

Next gets a new editor.

Voice of Elmo officially recasted.

Now Obama is coming for your BRAIN.

Stevie Nicks doc In Your Dreams is now playing.

Tegan & Sara & other under-40 sensations.

Bradley Cooper's short-and-curlies.

Jinkx Monsoon & Alaska Thunderfvck sing "Cabaret."

Terry Richardson tries grape-flavored POPwater.

Gay center can't sponsor Boy Scouts troop.

Remember when Courtney Love was smokin'?

Madonna continues to walk the walk in Malawi.

Madonna & Child(ren)

Terms of endowment

Check out which porn terms rank highest all over the world.

Calling all Arrested Development fans.

The Advocate again decides Michael Lucas's opinion matters.

James Franco calls out homophobic companies.

Brandi Glanville is disgusting, and so are you if you like her.

All sexual allure of Gerard Butler is now out the window.

L.A. archdiocese ties up loose ends ahead of pope selection.

Adam Lambert headlining Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade.

Anderson Cooper says being gay "is a blessing."

"Pray away the gay" org loses tax-exempt status.

Anti-gay loon doesn't think straight people have anal sex.

Facebook real-estate ad fail:

I supposed along with the huge dick out back it's got an eat-out kitchen?

Mathew Wilkas is as groovy as it gets.

Deep Dish's grooviest guys of 2012.

Jobs attracting psychopaths: business, law, media, sales.

WEDDING MARCH: Supreme Court to hear marriage cases in 60 days.

Vietnam's LGBT community caught on film.

Al Roker pooped his pants @ the White House.

Bette Midler to Broadway as Sue Mengers.

Venfield 8's latest is a hairy Halston homage (Work Unfriendly):

Tanhunt

Gaultier's tribute to Madonna & other gender-benders.

LOSERS: Maggie Gallagher & now James Dobson admit defeat.

The Advocate returns to print in February.

The hunkiest dude in a foreign-language film this year.

Real men do wear pink (underwear).

Colby Melvin by Rick Day.

Busy Philipps's daughter, 4, boycotts Chick-Fil-A.

New Dorian Magazine is hot & cheap.

Chic mystique

Andrew Sullivan to charge $19.99/month for his Dish

WHAT A CONCEPT! Writers to be paid for work.

Brave LGBTI Ugandans pose for awareness-raising portraits.

I'm officially worried about Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Log Cabin being "used by the neocons" in Hagel attacks.

KAKE: Katie (the new Liza) & Jake a new...cough...romantic item?

1st elected out PA legislator sworn in.

Neighbor Bob vs. the Pope—Bob wins.

Matt Schiermeier is the hunk of the day year.

Madonna's best mag covers of 2012.

Parents completely verklempt over Les Misérables:

I don't wanna hold your hand

Punishment for Boys: Holding hands.

Today is World AIDS Day.

Christian Slater's Florida ballot rejected.

Portuguese underwear model guilty of castration/murder.

Sally Field loves her gay, Towleroad-affiliated son.

Bloody rat carcasses are not welcome in court rooms.

Madonna bleeds for Colombia.

Danielle Fishel is Lizday Taylorhan.

David Drake remembers his role in Philadelphia. (Work Unfriendly)

Don't Hate the Player: Anti-gay messages on one guy's Xbox:

Enjoy this trip-dych

Quinn Jaxon, underwear godling, spills his guts.

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Liz & Prick.

You Better Re-Work: RuPaul releases a slew of remixes.

Don't Like It, Like It: Rihanna's outfit resembles Webster S/M chic.

Damiana does Thanksgiving.

Is Truvada effective in preventing HIV?

Anti-Planned Parenthood Komen ex-exec eyes Senate bid.

U.N. pushing for gender-ID protection.

Pulling Some Strings: Neil Patrick Harris's new Nerdist puppet series.

And they call it puppet love

The late Ali Forney

Today is the annual Transgender Day of Remembrance, in honor of all those killed for who they are. The Advocate has the touching stories of 13 transgendered people killed so far this year.

"Lotus" blossoms

More of Christina Aguilera's album is previewed.

Lady Gaga brags on her perfume's success.

Madonna on Gaga: "I invited her to sing with me on stage—she turned me down."

Cheyenne Jackson flaunts skin in his new show.

Sarah Palin endorses Romney/Ryan—36 hours out.

Ex-NJ Gov. Whitman: FL voting mess "inexcusable."

John McCain strategist: Voter fraud is Republican "mythology."

Nice Knockers: Linda McMahon is one desperate Republican.

Romney's anti-factual pollster leaks fantasy internals.

Final ABC/WaPo poll = 50 (0) - 47 (R) : Undecideds breaking for Obama.

President Obama responds to daughter of gay dads:

What's the difference?

Men's retreats helped "cure" this lustful cockmonster

"Every inch of my body craved male sexual contact."—Ex-gay loon

Jimmy Savile molestation scandal crosses the Atlantic?

Romney losing ground as election nears.

Five things you don't know about Barack Obama.

How to buy Madonna's ugly-coolest outfit EVER.

P!nk interprets Madonna.

Joy Behar can't say "fuck," can't say, "cocksucker."

Octo-Grandpa said, "No, no, no!"

Charlie Sheen's crack addiction winning.

Puppet show: Gaga v. Die Antwoord.

Latinos fired up for Obama.

Lawrence Schiller's Marilyn Monroe images get a gallery show.

Don't know much about art, but know what I wanna be loved by you...