But I had the immunity idol!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck has been voted off the island after 10 years.

Ann, starring Holland Taylor, charms The New York Times.

Surprisingly, a complete asshole blogs for Field & Stream.

Bee venom kills HIV.

Telling Canadian Bieber to "go back to America" rankles.

Shemar Moore-Moore-Moore...how do you like it, how do you like it?

Juan Williams blames plagiarism on researcher.

Sweden's the best place to be gay, Iran's the worst. Your guide.

Is Keith Urban homophobic on American Idol?

Matthew Fox hypocritically critical of Harry Styles.

Wait, why are small knives okay on planes suddenly???

Gay dads who found son in subway on Anderson Live.

Just because you've always wanted to see the Teen Wolf cast nose-free:

You'll howl with laughter

Called off, definitely

Boy Scouts too anti-gay for Carly Rae.

Turkish oil wrestling is totally legit.

Jeb Bush running for prez in 2016?

Kate Middleton carrying a little princess?

Deborah Cox to women: HIV still a threat. 

Why Republicans should support marriage equality.

Pro athlete to come out sooner rather than later?

Gay Web series are where it's at.

Lisa Rinna goes off on a chick for mauling Harry Hamlin in the can  at a Vegas eatery.

Ellen's Ben Franklin: "We're here, we're queer..."

Superman artist won't work with ultra-homophobe.

Terrence Howard's Oprah sex scene livened up by her "tig ol' bitties."

Anderson Cooper on Madonna: "I'm, like, the oldest groupie in the world."

Blog that smeared Madonna on AIDS removed.

Taylor Swift takes all comers, can NOT take a joke.

Have you ever seen your best friend die?

Lady & the Tramp? Queen & Court Jester?

I just can't accept that any significant number of Lady Gaga's fans, even her diehard Little Monsters, would be as monstrous as this. It is either a cult-like but minuscule group of complete idiots (like Seth Monster, who has posted here), it's a deranged Madonna fan trying to make Gaga's fans look worse than some of them already look or it's the work of diehard trolls who just want to stir shit and don't have a horse in the Madonna vs. Gaga race.

But...there is apparently a group of Gaga's fans protesting Madonna appearing at (what will they say when she's presented with one?) the GLAAD Awards. Why? Well:

Beseeching Carly Rae to denounce the Boy Scouts' gnarly gay fatwa

Carly Rae Jepsen asked to speak out against gay ban in the Scouts.

Adele to be the next Shirley Bassey for Bond?

Marc Jacobs playing a pedo pimp in his first movie.

Jamie Lynn Spears is getting married to "another damn Jamie."

Goody two-shoes opens with AIDS joke.

NOM's members could also consider the Pony Express.

Queen Elizabeth's stomach is upset.

Vivica A. Fox calls Joe Biden "White Chocolate."

Nothing can put me off sweets, so this turkey cake looks gooood:

Drumsticky & sweet

In what may be the second known case of a person being cured of HIV, an infant in Mississippi now shows almost no trace of the virus after having been born with it.

Koop with his Cabbage Patch mini-me. How much more '80s can it get?

Legendary Surgeon General C. Everett Koop dies @ 96.

Anderson Cooper's kitty-litter facial. Me-ow!

Ang Lee took his Oscar to In-n-Out Burger. So L.A.!

Oscar ratings slightly up. Was it Seth? Barbra? Boobs?

Kim Kardashian & Kanye screw on a magazine cover.

Cornholing...San Francisco-style!

Old Dogs & New Tricks deals with "Mood Swings":

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Lesbian moms confronted in TX sting.

Nigel Barker on his upcoming David Mixner flick.

Ellen's first underwear model.

"The Twit and Wisdom of Spencer Cox."

Oklahoma fights to force teachers to pass idiot pupils.

Mr. & Mr. Jesse Tyler Ferguson on why "husband" matters.

Knot together

Above: How Anderson Cooper helped a friend come out to his parents.

Ocean is "10, 11 songs deep" into Channel Orange follow-up.

Madonna's annual Oscar party is on.

Streisand's million-dollar makeover.

It's Debra Messing, you gays!

Gaga's (now collectible?) tour merch still being pushed.

FROCK SHOCK: Lindsay Lohan unfit to care for a dress.

First person cured of AIDS wants everyone cured.

Obama urged to issue exec order on LGBT discrimination.

Universal background checks gets major R backer.

New Betty White book has drinking game.

TCM's Classic Film Fest adds Ann Blyth, Eva Marie Saint.

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Countless public figures have married for love, only to discover they'd married into the love that dare not speak its name. It's a fascinating phenomenon because we can all relate to the terror of finding out our partners are not who we think they are, and because most of us have fairly rigid ideas of sexuality: Didn't she realize the dude was gay when he couldn't get it up on their honeymoon? Bisexuality exists, people, as does functional bisexuality.

It's also a fascinating phenomenon when it comes to the rich and famous because it's sometimes a marriage of convenience to shore up finances, to nail down some sex-free companionship and/or to beard up for one's public.

Check out this list of some famous, straight or straightish (hey, with Hollywood stars "straight" is pretty hard to pin down) people who got hitched to gays, lesbians and/or bisexuals...

Michelangelo Signorile nails it in writing about the insatiable hunger of Ed Koch's closet.