Tina Fey and Amy Poehler returned to SNL last night, bringing with them their most famous political impressions—Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton. This led to an A Christmas Carol-esque situation, with Hillary 2008 (Poehler) advising Hillary 2015 (Kate McKinnon), with Palin playing the role of spoiler.
And this is the impressive pep talk Palin had for the Hillarys:
Now here's my advice: Ya gotta do what ya believe in your spirit, but also: America. But not teachers and their fat, liberal books, but also. And even, why worry about fast-food wages with their status quo, which is another Latin word — 'status quo.' Meanwhile, Americans are bein' taken for a ride, and also, the man can only ride you when your back is bent, so ...
The real Palin may want to consider hiring Fey as her speechwriter; it's nonsense, but it's still better than her usual fare.