Andrew Christian underwear boys Colby Melvin and Brandon Brown are engaged...and are adorable. And know it.

Putting his best face forward

Meet the most heroic Lancome clerk ever.

Meet Injustice Scalia's ideological tormentor.

Sir Ian McKellen does not have prostate cancer.

California Gov. Jerry Brown does have prostate cancer.

Rob James-Collier not into gay Downton Abbey kisses.

South Americans losing it over Madonna.

VOTE: RuPaul for Best Reality Show Judge/Host.

If "gay" is a birth defect, will righties go pro-choice?

Plan to castrate and murder Justin Bieber thwarted.

Beekmans defend twins against anti-gay rap.

The do-it-yourself...drone???

The boy from Bora Bora.

Sarah Palin's son, Track, divorcing. Already.

10 stories that affected HIV/AIDS in black America.

Andrew Christian's too-hot Vimeo account deleted.

All of 2012 in one video:

It's paper, Dolls!

I used to hate doing these for the teen mag I founded, but that was because the subject matter had to be squeaky clean and had to interest teenage girls. For Boy Culture, I can cut loose, so I did—hope you will find these helpul or at least amusing. Many of them are personally owned and approved by me!

Oh, and for your listening enjoyment as you peruse/surf, here's a free download of "Last Christmas" by Matthew Duffy. Amazing that this is now one of the biggest contemporary holiday standards in the U.S.—the Wham! original never even hit the Top 40 here.

UNEMPLOYED? OH, YEAH! Kool Aid Gets Fired, by illustrator Tim Piotrowski—one of the most successful mini-comics ever. ✓GIVE IT

VERY IMPORTANT DATES I own the limited 2013 Andrew Christian 12-Month Calendar—it's high-quality and has high-quality tail for only $12. ✓GIVE IT

WINTER WONDER-LAND Pre-ordering The World According to Wonder for your quirky BFF would be wonderful. ✓GIVE IT

TEENAGE DREAM For any teenage girls on your list, consider The Mahomie Bundle. Cute Austin Mahone is the next big thing—bank on it. ✓GIVE IT

IT'S A WRAP Gotta love Mister McGinnis's studly gift wrap, especially the "Chests, Nuts, & Fire" and "A Very Hairy Christmas" sheets. ✓GIVE IT

EDGY Pan that makes only brownies with crust!!! ✓GIVE IT

I WANT YOU Still got some Madonna prints by Richard Corman left. They're gorgeous and strictly limited. That first one decorates my work space. ✓GIVE IT

DOES THE RUGBY MATCH THE DRAPES? Get a body like Gareth Thomas's in seven days! Or just ogle his. ✓GIVE IT

IF THE SPIRIT MOVES YOU For art lovers, Spirit & Flesh Magazine. Its debut has a cover for each deadly sin. ✓GIVE IT

YOU MUST BE CHOKING An inventive feeder to make your dog eat like a normal person instead of wolfing down that kibble. ✓GIVE IT

NO PICNIC Boys on your list? I loved ant farms. And they look the same 35 years later—like Morgan Fairchild! ✓GIVE IT

FLASHY This Sony is the camera I use. Makes you a pro in one click. ✓GIVE IT

HAVE A VERY LEVONIA JENKINS HOLIDAY SEASON!

None of these stockings are stuffed

BIG GULP: Andrew Christian's R-rated Christmas card.

Gay couples in WA begin getting licenses to wed.

Judd Apatow's Vanity Fair covers do suck.

PICTURE THIS: KIIS-FM Jingle Ball portraits.

Israel's first gay divorce.

Mormons warming up to gays?

Starbucks, JCP ignore anti-gay protests.

DILDO BAGGAGE: Gay couple humiliated in court, too.

Wealthy gays OK with tax hikes for the rich.

He should be the Hunk of the Day every day.

Anti-gay Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-North Carolina) can't read.

This is not an Onion headline:

Fate-so!

Daniel S.—Andrew Christian's model-contest winner—is (almost completely) exposed...

Andrew Christian is selling a very limited number of very inexpensive—and quite naked—calendars.

The adult obsession with sexualizing not-quite-yet-adults continues in Andrew Christian's latest upload, "After School Special." The cast of nearly naked characters is made up of horny jocks who get hazed and remain unfazed. Click here—Work Unfriendly.

Blowing his cover

Shirtless photo of agent in Petraeus scandal not so inappropriate.

John McCain is still an ornery old coot.

Equality that's music to your ears: "Same Love".

Japanese fat-blocking soda pop???

No offense to One Direction, but Twinkies might be scarce soon.

Andrew Christian boys get "Wet".

Glow Magazine's latest is sexy "To the Max."

James Franco is Oz: The Great and Powerful.

Hey, Rihanna: If it's "Nobody's Business", don't call the cops.

Keira Knightly's Anna Karenina inspiration: The Whore of Babylon.

Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen share double-headed...gummy snake???

Anti-equality Tea Partier turns out to be a serial adulterer.

Did gays push Obama to victory in Ohio and Florida?

Georgia GOPers concerned Obama practicing mind control.

Obama nominates out black judge for fed bench.

Out's Out100 cover stars revealed.

Out now!

Colby Melvin's personal coming-out story, in honor of National Coming Out Day. He gives it in his underwear. And he has been out to his mom and dad for 18 months. I think I waited at least a few years after I came out before I did my first underwear-fetish ad with other shirtless studs...

Does anyone really think the Collins Twins aren't going to appear in an Andrew Christian video if that is their goal?