17 posts categorized "ANGELINA JOLIE"

Mar 03 2014
Need To Know: The Oscars Were Pretty Fun, Ellen Was Mostly Funny, The Right People Mostly Won Comments (0)

Tumblr_n1vj4pXJ911rl58vno4_500"You deserve this." "I know."

*widget boy cultureThe Oscars (winners here) remind us that Angelina Jolie is a very good person.

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*widget boy cultureHere's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.

Tumblr_n1uy5d0KwD1qibkfno1_500Indiana Jonesing for carbs.

*widget boy cultureEllen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.

Tumblr_n1ubpuTtzd1qh9nffo1_500Say, "Cheesy!"

*widget boy cultureLet's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:

Tumblr_n1otv2QhlL1riyibxo3_500What black magic has her surgeon been up to?

*widget boy cultureStill, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.

Goldie_hawn_oscars_face_2014_19h80ln-19h819uFoul play.

*widget boy cultureJohn Travolta is our Liberace:

John-Travolta"I wish my brother Dick was here."

*widget boy cultureOf course, Travolta has launched the Twitter career of Adela Dazeem:

*widget boy cultureOscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.

Tumblr_n1vh0b0tqq1rtx5ico3_400"What kind of disease do I need to get to win a fuckin' award, huh???"

*widget boy cultureLeo loses to Matt, Matt snubs AIDS, Jared snubs no one.

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*widget boy cultureJennifer goes for Lupita's gold, but is headed for a big fall.

Tumblr_n1u7m9vhMu1snj5pto2_400Once is cute, twice is rehab.

*widget boy cultureLupita's the first African to win an Oscar.

Tumblr_n1udym9DHs1qh9nffo1_500Kenya believe it???

*widget boy cultureNext Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.

*widget boy cultureDarlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:

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*widget boy cultureLady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.

Tumblr_n1u6u0Gj7n1t1rvzco4_250And the crowd goes mild.

*widget boy cultureMadonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.

MadonnaMadonna gave Jane Krakowski (sur)realness!

*widget boy cultureNOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars:

Tumblr_n1u1c2bjtX1s9dykmo1_400Reminds me of her Results-era 'do.

 
Nov 18 2013
Need To Know: Porn This Way, Calendar Boys, Baldwin Continues To Excel In Drama, Barebacking Still A Great Way To Get HIV + MORE! Comments (0)

Adam-FlemingWhat if porn actors were real people? (Wait...well, you know what I mean.)

*widget boy cultureLoved this short film starring my pal Adam Fleming (above). You will, too, probably.

*widget boy cultureHOT Dieux du Stade outtakes! HUGO+MARQUEZ+dieux+du+stade+2014+photo+Fred+Goudon+(1)

*widget boy cultureGay activists arrested, held in Uganda.

*widget boy cultureMaddox Jolie-Pitt got BIG.

*widget boy cultureAlec Baldwin may quit acting.

*widget boy cultureHis daughter says "come onnnnn!"

*widget boy cultureEvan Peters gets nekkid on the TV!

*widget boy cultureM.I.A.'s "Y.A.L.A." music video.

*widget boy cultureChaz Bono is fit as fuck!

*widget boy cultureBillboard games out Gaga's 1st-week sales, about 250K.

*widget boy cultureGaga's "legions of brain-dead fans" didn't drive Deadmau5 from Twitter.

*widget boy cultureNancy Sinatra, 73, has a new pop CD...with "MacArthur Park"!

-1This car was made for drivin'.

*widget boy culturePennsylvania lurches toward gay marriage.

*widget boy cultureGay-themed Geography Club is in theaters.

*widget boy cultureDid the fight for gay marriage suck all the air outta the gay room?

*widget boy cultureChild-abuse activist's son committed suicide over anti-gay bullying.

*widget boy cultureHell's Kitchen NYC is real-estate heaven, allegedly.

*widget boy cultureOne in five gay and bi men in Long Beach, Calif., have HIV.

*widget boy cultureWatch this sexy, romantic, positive film on staying negative.

*widget boy cultureMadonna's Brahim uncovers for a mag cover.

Brahim-Zaibat-shirtlessZaibatter up!

 
Nov 13 2013
Need To Know: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! More ABBA + Maui's Gay Wowie + Ginger Snaps + Broadway Beefcake + MORE! Comments (0)

Mamma MiaMamma Mia!: Would this be the mother of all reunions?

*widget boy cultureCould ABBA reform to mark the 40th of "Waterloo"?

*widget boy culture30 Rock cutie Maulik Pancholy comes out of the closet...but is he a "toxic queen?"

*widget boy cultureHawaii Senate passes gay marriage; state will become the 16th to legalize it.

*widget boy cultureHawaiian President Obama approves this message.

*widget boy cultureSexy gingers dominate in Thomas Night's Red Hot.

*widget boy cultureWaPo: People with "conventional views" suppress "gag reflex" over biracial de Blasios.

*widget boy cultureMaking of a mostly-naked calendar.

*widget boy cultureRemember...aerobics?

*widget boy cultureQueerties winners announced.

*widget boy cultureGayface is...real?

*widget boy cultureSacha Baron Cohen kills while receiving award.

*widget boy cultureDisney releases poster for movie about evil queen. No, not Elton John.

MaleficentWitchy woman.

*widget boy cultureLily Allen's body-image-directed "Hard Out Here" (...for a bitch) video.

*widget boy cultureSeason two of Hunting Season NEEDS you.

*widget boy culturePhilomena's stars, Dame Judi Dench and Steve Coogan, stalk the MPAA.

*widget boy cultureMadonna's Guy Oseary will handle day-to-day management of U2???

*widget boy cultureNew Purple Crush song "iCarry."

*widget boy cultureHottest men of NYC theater...or just check out my Facebook friends.

*widget boy cultureNew gay novel Denial, Deceit, Discovery by J. James.

*widget boy cultureJust wait until you see these pictures of Danny Amendola's ass!

Danny-AmendolaDanny's fanny.

 
May 14 2013
Bringing Out The Breast In Us Comments (12)

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More proof that the Internet makes dumb people dumber, mean people meaner, and suspicious people into paranoid conspiracy theorists: When Michael Musto first Facebooked Angelina Jolie's preventative double mastectomy news, the first comment was from a woman who theorized that Jolie was just using the specter of cancer as a smokescreen for replacing her saggy boobs. And she meant it.

I mean, Jesus...the woman did something radical to help herself and her family. I don't think I'd have the courage to do something similar. Good for her. I would think if she felt the need to have plastic surgery, she would be able to do that without coming up with any sort of cover story at all.

 
Need To Know: We Made It After All, Hillary's Popularity Is Scandalous, Mariah Carey As Teacher + MORE Comments (2)

AFERAlmost 25% there...

*widget boy cultureGov. Mark Dayton (D-Minnesota) officially signs marriage equality into law. Tights

*widget boy culture"Americans angry about Benghazi can't find it on a map."

*widget boy cultureThis is final word on Benghazi: The definitive timeline.

*widget boy cultureEven the GOP knows Obama wasn't behind IRS scandal.

*widget boy cultureTranna Wintour: What I've learned from divas.

*widget boy cultureAngelina's kids were supportive during her surgeries.

*widget boy culture57 cans of whipped cream later....

*widget boy cultureGrooviest tights ever!

*widget boy cultureThe racist reality of celebrity porn scams.

*widget boy cultureIs Beyoncé sick and tired, or with child?

*widget boy cultureMeet Ryan Fogle, our worst spy ever.

*widget boy cultureJonathan Groff's gay-themed series picked up by HBO.

*widget boy cultureHoly roller claims to have Jesus Christ's endorsement.

*widget boy cultureGet ready for The Goldbergs (different ones from these):

 
Dec 03 2012
Need To Know Comments (2)

President-Hillary-Clinton-SabanCan't she just be installed?

Widget boy cultureBig hint that Hillary Clinton may run for president.

Widget boy cultureMeryl Streep for veep?

Widget boy cultureSupremes put off marriage cases. Friday? Scientology-Travolta-massage-McFly-shirtless-Angelina-Jolie-cats-Django-Pandora-Boxx

Widget boy cultureSoccer coach watched sexual assaults?

Widget boy cultureBoy Culture's new Facebook page.

Widget boy cultureA shirtless McFly vacay.

Widget boy cultureBradley Manning's trial postponed.

Widget boy cultureAngelina Jolie won't spend Xmas with her bigot-in-law.

Widget boy cultureJohn Travolta has magic—as well as jazz—hands?

Widget boy cultureThree Cups of Tea co-author commits suicide.

Widget boy cultureMaking sure your cat is "classy."

Widget boy cultureSCREWED: Sued for Grey porn.

Widget boy cultureDjango Unchained covers Vibe.

Widget boy culturePandora Boxx: Only the final 4 Drag Racers are talented.

Widget boy cultureNV judge rules marriage equality = death of human race.

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Widget boy cultureCurl Up & Dye: Below the Belt offers painless pubic coloring.

Below-the-belt-pubic-hair-dyeMy old boss's reaction would be: "There's no such word as 'grey'—it's 'gray'."

 
Sep 21 2012
Would You Like To Sit On Ryan Reynolds's Face? Comments (0)
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Or on Ryan Gosling's. Or on Lady Gaga's. Now you can!
 
Feb 28 2012
Madonna: "Who's That Fat Bitch?" Comments (8)

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Via Facebook.

 
Feb 27 2012
A Little Leg Comments (1)
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Via Fritz on Facebook.

 
"I'm sure Sacha Baron Cohen isn't the first gent to soil one of Ryan Seacrest's outfits." Comments (9)

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Here are all my Oscars red carpet and telecast thoughts, compiled into one handy volume from Facebook. Horrible show. Obvious highlights would be Cirque du Soleil, Jim Rash soft-mocking Angelina Jolie and—can't believe this part was a highlight this year!—the lovely "in memoriam" section, even if Esperanza Spalding 100% lip-synched due to the complicated nature of the audio and the producers' decision to cut out any disparity in the amount of applause for some corpses over others.

Billy Crystal was totally off and should not host again, even though he did improve later on and his naughty political jabs were funniest. Neil Patrick Harris should expect a phone call soon if he hasn't already received it.

Here ya go. Thoughts?

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