John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, THE WIZARD OF OZ, Bette Midler...this Oscars is gayer than rimming.— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 3, 2014
Here's a tip: Next time, give the pizza boy some money.
Ellen's gimmicky selfie trick was a Samsung semi-coup.
Let's not think of Kim Novak this way, but instead think of her this way:
Still, Kim thought Goldie Hawn looked just GREAT.
Of course, Travolta has launched the Twitter career of Adela Dazeem:
Oscar viewership hit a 10-year high on Ellen's watch.
Lupita's the first African to win an Oscar.
Next Oscars will be all about Airplane vs. Volcano.
Darlene Love was 20 feet from every star, not about to miss her big break:
Lady Gaga was at the Oscars. No one cared.
Madonna's after-party was the be-all, end-all.
NOW SHE'S A BLUE-HAIR: Liza's hair was everything at the Oscars: