Above, People (August 22, 2011) forces Daniel Sunjata, Matt Passmore, Kevin Alejandro, Patrick Adams and Corey Reynolds to jump in the air like the cast of High School Musical as part of its "Summer TV's Hottest Heartthrobs"' spread. Below, David Charvet has never looked better than he looks in Star (August 22, 2011):

How cute is Scott Porter? Here's he's captured for TV Guide (August 15—28, 2011):

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"Ashton Kutcher naked" would be about the only thing that could entice me to watch an episode of the dreadful (and shockingly filthy, now that you mention it) Two and a Half Men, so I can't blame CBS for trying this promo.

But does anyone else find it rather PhotoShop disastrous? All the knees are at the same exact level? According to this scale below, that works for Angus T. Jones (who looks like he must've had teen gastric bypass...and who is only 17 so probably shouldn't be posing for photos that suggest nudity) but is off for Jon Cryer and way, way off for strapping Ashton:

Above, Scott Caan is all wet in Globe (July 4, 2011). Below, Mr. Perfect Patrick Dempsey from People (July 4, 2011):

Life & Style (July 4, 2011) offers shirtless shots of Andrew Garfield with Garrett Hedlund, Stephen Moyer and also the current crop of beefsters from The Bachelorette:

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In Touch (July 4, 2011) turns the tables on plastic-surgery speculation, sizing up Hollywood's most famous actors—and also Ashton Kutcher.

The verdicts are mixed, but I can guarantee you they've all had stuff done. Jake Gyllenhaal is of course a doll, but his obvious nosejob really distracted me from appreciating him more in Brokeback Mountain because his character certainly wouldn't have had one.

Above, In Touch (June 13, 2011) runs this fetching pic of Kris Humphries; I've cropped out the non-essential fiancée but left in the essential mic. Below, same ish spoils ya more with some Ashton Kutcher:

Supercad Jude Law has supersexy legs in Star (June 13, 2011)...

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Ashton Kutcher has that Alain Delon thing happening (somewhat! c'mon!) in Têtu (Mars 2011), above. The same issue's coverboy is Thomas I.—and I do declare, he sure ain't ugly:

From Hercules (Issue 09 A/W 2010-11), gotta love this Terry Tsiolis-shot macho-dandy. He looks like Mapplethorpe a bit, no? To be sure, hand me that bullwhip:

His pal from the same shoot is also quite something, and also quite '80s:

But my fave from that same ish is this guy, as seen by Giampaolo Sgura for a shoot called "One of a Kind." He sure is:

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Above, Ashton Kutcher is a luscious lurker in Italian Vanity Fair (March 23, 2011). Below, Bernhard Wilhelm from Manner (February 2011):

Andrew Cooper gives his underwear something to think about in MMensuel (Numéro 14):

From the same mag, Neil Ingham by Wander Aguiar:

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From Us (February 28, 2011), above, Chris Pine has the look of love in this Unstoppable still. Below, the same same week's issue of In Touch has a fun shot of one of the boys hired to embody Ken as Mattel hypes that Barbie & Ken thing, this time over in Germany:

Globe (February 28, 2011) offers a "Where Are They Now?" on Joe Lando, once popular for Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Flashback: I once edited a special-issue magazine called Hollywood's Hottest Hunks, and I received incredible amounts of mail an e-mail from horny woman about Lando. At nearly 50, he looks incredible still:

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Ashton Kutcher is wearing Baskit tees on/in Men's Fitness (February 2011). You'll look exactly like him if you wear the same T-shirt—right? right?—so feel free to shop till your expectations drop by clicking here. (They're only $18.) Meanwhile, why couldn't they have forced Kutcher into this Baskit product instead, too?

Back when Ashton was hot first, a bad actor second. Shot by Greg Gorman, his modeling past (among other stuff) was certainly showing.