16 posts categorized "ASHTON KUTCHER"

Jul 19 2011
Slam-Punk'd Comments (1)

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"Ashton Kutcher naked" would be about the only thing that could entice me to watch an episode of the dreadful (and shockingly filthy, now that you mention it) Two and a Half Men, so I can't blame CBS for trying this promo.

But does anyone else find it rather PhotoShop disastrous? All the knees are at the same exact level? According to this scale below, that works for Angus T. Jones (who looks like he must've had teen gastric bypass...and who is only 17 so probably shouldn't be posing for photos that suggest nudity) but is off for Jon Cryer and way, way off for strapping Ashton:

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Jun 24 2011
Good For The Gander Comments (5)

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In Touch (July 4, 2011) turns the tables on plastic-surgery speculation, sizing up Hollywood's most famous actors—and also Ashton Kutcher.

The verdicts are mixed, but I can guarantee you they've all had stuff done. Jake Gyllenhaal is of course a doll, but his obvious nosejob really distracted me from appreciating him more in Brokeback Mountain because his character certainly wouldn't have had one.

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Jan 19 2011
Check Out Ashton's Baskit Comments (4)

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Ashton Kutcher is wearing Baskit tees on/in Men's Fitness (February 2011). You'll look exactly like him if you wear the same T-shirt—right? right?—so feel free to shop till your expectations drop by clicking here. (They're only $18.) Meanwhile, why couldn't they have forced Kutcher into this Baskit product instead, too?

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Jan 03 2011
Fleshback: Ashton Kutcher Comments (4)

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Back when Ashton was hot first, a bad actor second. Shot by Greg Gorman, his modeling past (among other stuff) was certainly showing.

 
Dec 29 2010
End Daze Comments (6)

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Ashton Kutcher—hot, but crazy.

 
Nov 05 2010
Boy Culture Turns 5: My Favorite Posts Comments (23)

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Img_0736As of midnight tonight, it will be exactly five years since my first post. It's hard to imagine it's been that long, and a lot's changed—the tone and subject matter are different, how often I post, my limits (no nudity in a couple of years due to ad constraints). I've devoted a crazy amount of time and money and energy to this blog for a very small financial return (you couldn't guess low enough), but it's always rewarding to have this forum with which to express myself, keep my writing ability fluid, perhaps influence a couple of people here and there, share obsessions with strangers (in both senses of the word) and learn new things.

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Here are some of the posts that were most important to Boy Culture's history. For the uninitiated, some of the oldest ones refer to Boy Culture, the movie made of my novel; I started the blog at the time Boy Culture was being filmed as a way to keep people informed of the progress...and it all snowballed from there.

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Some of these posts are milestones when it comes to the hits they provided but most are filled with original writing and/or photography and video and are just the posts of which I'm proudest. I hope you'll take some time to click on them and send their links around to others—and some time is what you'll need...


MY ART


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FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novella, novel and movie Boy Culture; might be my ultimate post.

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"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.

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GUYDAR (since at least January 17, 2008) & ENDS OF THE WORLD (since at least January 13, 2008): Attractive men of the world—I got your backs. Your fronts, too.

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BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.

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FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.

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RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.

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DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.


ME


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BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.

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AN OBSESSION IS BORN (2009): One of my best posts about my obsession with...obsession.

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ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.

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PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.

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HAVEN'T WE MET? (2010): Celebrating my time with someone I've only met once—Madonna.

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Jun 29 2009
Nice Ashton Comments (2)

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Over at AKA William, a bunch of shots of Ashton Kutcher nude, showing off his fine ass in the upcoming movie Spread.
 
Apr 24 2009
Nice Spread Comments (2)

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Ashton Kutcher "spreads" it on thick with a hard-to-recognize Anne Heche in their upcoming summer bomb flick Spread.