Above: "Noah's Gay Wedding Cruise: MarriageEvolved Edition" goes on sale.

Mr. Pippin, Orion Griffiths, wins 7th Annual Broadway Beauty Pageant.

Virginia GOP nominee might be craziest right-winger yet.

"Gif" is pronounced "jif." Who knew, besides Dina Martina?

Giorgio Moroder, 73 plays his first DJ set.

Daft Punk bonus track "Horizon" appears.

Via Towleroad: Man, 30, underwear-dances with himself, 20:

Why Madonna has endured for 30 years.

Madonna & Li'l Wayne on Nicki Minaj's road to Billboard.

Yet another racist claims his racism wasn't racism.

Anti-gay nutjob's suicide note. See you in hell!

Jailed Pussy Riot member begins hunger strike.

New (gay) Dads on the Block share family photos.

Apparently, Lance Armstrong loooves to be gang-rimmed.

Um, I want in on a round, too, but Sheryl Crow was unavailable for comment.

Wolfe Video claims that Cloudburst, starring Brenda Fricker and Olympia Dukakis, marks the first time two Oscar winners have played same-sex lovers on screen.

I'm not sure if that's true (Rex Harrison won but Richard Burton did not!), but I reckon co-star Ryan Doucette (above) ain't a half bad reason to watch this one, either.

Material girls

Hilary Devey flattered by Madonna comparisons.

"Lady Gaga Created Madonna" trends on Twitter. Okayyy.

How Nicole Winhoffer shapes Madonna's incredible ass.

Madonna flashes fashion critic Suzy Menkes.

"Top Touring Artist" Madonna to appear at Billboard Awards.

Madonna's Fernand Leger painting raises $7.2 million for charity.

That'll teach 'em!

Nancy boy mysteries

Douglas Carter Beane's history of nances.

Self-publishing isn't just for vain no-talents anymore.

Sometimes, it really does take a village.

Two more meningitis deaths IDed in the L.A. area.

"Guns have changed. Shouldn't our gun laws?" (Yes.)

Downey "doesn't care" about he Oscar he knows he'll win.

Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka + their twins. Awww.

No autographs, please!

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Asher Monroe performs "Here With You" at the New Now Next Awards (all winners here). He's a good guy and very talented. I like this The Wanted-esque song.

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Trailer for the new Carrie looks promising, though Moretz is too pretty, no?

SHUTTERED: R.I.P. Sears Portrait Studios.

VIDEO: Madonna thanks locals while in Malawi.

"Queen of Versailles" denies shopping addiction.

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-Louisiana) still worthless.

Author Craig Laurance Gidney on YA fiction & more.

Jeremy Irons kind of apologizes.

Why some liberals love—or love to hate—Obama.

Case against "Egyptian Jon Stewart" dropped.

Trayvon Martin wrongful death civil case settled.

Kid asked about marriage equality—fundies blow up.

Alan Cumming covers IN New York.

HOS BEFORE BROS: Looky-looky! It's the Hookies.

Rick Warren's son commits suicide.

Arrested Development dish from Jessica Walter.

How does one prepare for a rape scene?

Mr. & Mrs. Carter vacay in Cuba.

Adam Huber = hunk of the day.

The 5 Mary Tyler Moore Show ladies speak of reuniting on Hot in Cleveland:

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Vote now in Logo's New Now Next Awards, with categories including huge stars and huge mysteries...I don't have a clue who some of the nominees are! But I voted.

City Council Speaker announces bid for NYC mayor; would be first woman, first LGBT mayor

SHE LAUGHED, SHE CRIED: Christine Quinn is in. (But no mention of her wife???)

Oh, and by the way...so is Ashley Judd. (Probably.)

I don't know if he's blank-loathing, but I sure hate his guts.

Vince Sant's washboard abs.

TMZ to January Jones: "People think you're a homewrecker."

SNL hosts/alums welcome Timberlake to "Five-Timer's Club."

Rivers on lesbian kiss: "I'll do just about anything for ratings."

The contrived nature of the "selfie."

Homophobic "Harlem Shake" video from Jamaica.

DANCING IN THE SHEETS: In bed with Bowie & Jaggie.

Interview with I Want Your Love and Interior: Leather Bar director Travis Mathews.

An actor appears to contemplate documenting Val Lauren's Interior.

Called off, definitely

Boy Scouts too anti-gay for Carly Rae.

Turkish oil wrestling is totally legit.

Jeb Bush running for prez in 2016?

Kate Middleton carrying a little princess?

Deborah Cox to women: HIV still a threat. 

Why Republicans should support marriage equality.

Pro athlete to come out sooner rather than later?

Gay Web series are where it's at.

Lisa Rinna goes off on a chick for mauling Harry Hamlin in the can  at a Vegas eatery.

Ellen's Ben Franklin: "We're here, we're queer..."

Superman artist won't work with ultra-homophobe.

Terrence Howard's Oprah sex scene livened up by her "tig ol' bitties."

Anderson Cooper on Madonna: "I'm, like, the oldest groupie in the world."

Blog that smeared Madonna on AIDS removed.

Taylor Swift takes all comers, can NOT take a joke.

Have you ever seen your best friend die?

Down Under? Over & out!

Banned in Australia, I Want Your Love gets Franco defense, NakedSword release.

Speaking of smut, there's the dirty Boy Culture tumblr to consider. (Work Unfriendly)

Take a cruise with Audra McDonald and Will Swenson.

Bradley Cooper doesn't want an Oscar???

Jeb Bush moving backwards on immigration.

Lech Walesa's own son embarrassed by his anti-gay comments.

Calvin Klein's Dark Obsession with Matthew Terry.

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BEATING OFF: A host of Downtown denizens raised $ for Jackie Beat's hips:

(Sorta L-R) Lance Cruce, Sherry Vine (behind), Frank DeCaro, World Famous Bob (behind), Chip Duckett, Joan Rivers, Murray Hill (behind), Formika (back), Jackie Hoffman, Robin Byrd, Jackie Beat  (behind) and Mimi Imfurst.

This underwear is sheer ecstasy. (Work Unfriendly)

Boehner's lawyer accidentally argues for marriage equality.

Campaigning for the papacy? Margaret Avery would be proud.

Joan Rivers is being a dick about Adele.

Madonna's gift from Keith Haring, 1983.

Crazy-rare Madonna mag from Japan sucking the air out of eBay.

Please "like" Boy Culture on Facebook.

Makes me mad this only has 52 views.

How many EY! Magateen subscribers live in and around the Vatican?

He's the latest (Do) "It" boy