A must-read, amazing story of gay parents.

Obama would rule against all "gay-marriage" bans.

Bradley Manning wanted to be a war whistleblower.

Virginia's 1st out gay judge sworn in.

Lesbian mom beaten down in Texas.

Which doc subject are you like...Madonna? Little Edie?

Chelsea Handler cuts a rug with Rocco.

Nadya Ginsburg's Kickstarter for Madonnalogues.

Facebook is work-shopping itself in New Zealand.

Piers Morgan...love his politics, but hate him. Others do, too.

Justin Bieber in sheer tightie-whities.

Lunatic beheads mom, poses with her noggin.

A 94-year-old teacher retires, trash-talks "entitled" kids.

For Mile High Sports, a mustachioed, strapping pitcher says gays should stay quiet.

It's especially galling when a horse-hung guy tells you not to be all gay about it

No kidding

Perez Hilton is now a papi.

Snoop Dogg's son goes naked. (Remember, I like it ruff.)

Man kills mysterious sea creature in NJ.

I hope whoever did the Oscars' memorial list dies.

Like me on Facebook, boo.

Rare Madonna interview from '85.

Guns for Beyoncé tickets?

Beyoncé's gross sneakers made of every zoo animal.

Phoenix bans gay bias following 5-hour bile-fest.

Closeted gay pianist Van Cliburn dies at 78.

Teen actor comes out...as a straight guy.

Marilyn Musgrave still a bigot.

Over Exit Out, a film about gay suicide.

Demi Lovato is at risk for a "Heart Att-a-a-a-a-a-ack":

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Koop with his Cabbage Patch mini-me. How much more '80s can it get?

Legendary Surgeon General C. Everett Koop dies @ 96.

Anderson Cooper's kitty-litter facial. Me-ow!

Ang Lee took his Oscar to In-n-Out Burger. So L.A.!

Oscar ratings slightly up. Was it Seth? Barbra? Boobs?

Kim Kardashian & Kanye screw on a magazine cover.

Cornholing...San Francisco-style!

Old Dogs & New Tricks deals with "Mood Swings":

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Lesbian moms confronted in TX sting.

Nigel Barker on his upcoming David Mixner flick.

Ellen's first underwear model.

"The Twit and Wisdom of Spencer Cox."

Oklahoma fights to force teachers to pass idiot pupils.

Mr. & Mr. Jesse Tyler Ferguson on why "husband" matters.

Knot together

The winner of the week? FLOTUS!

Aside from Michelle Obama making a genuinely shocking and winning appearance—and even presenting the Best Picture award!—and spectacular performances by the Les Miz cast (fuck the haters) Jennifer Hudson, Adele (okay, she was slightly muted) and a gorgeous, adamantly "I'm-still-here" Streisand, The Oscars were, IMHO, pretty terrible.

If she had the chance, Barbra Streisand would do it all again

I don't think Seth MacFarlane is at all suited for this kind of gig. He is not a stand-up performer. His jokes mostly landed with thuds or were delivered with uncertainty or with those cringe-making asides like, "That's why it's live, folks!" etc.

I hated the fact that William Shatner, not known for being a movie actor, was so much a part of the opening. I thought the taped bits were funny and MacFarlane and the others sang and danced well, but it went nowhere fast...

Via Amen Madonna

What are your Oscar predictions? Mine are...

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The Hollywood Reporter gets a lengthy and candid interview with Eileen Bowman, now 46, who had the misfortune of playing Snow White to Rob Lowe's...wait, was he just singing as himself?...on the Oscars 24 years ago, an appearance that led to a lawsuit, much derision and an angry letter to the Academy signed by the likes of Gregory Peck and Julie Andrews. Now, Bowman recalls being drafted into the job before she fully understood what she was auditioning for:

"I remember Bob Mackie said, 'Why am I making a Snow White outfit?' I fainted once during a fitting because I hadn't eaten. I woke up, and Bob was going, 'Honey, are you all right?' He gave me juice. My dress was bought for $23,000 by someone involved with the production who was buried in it. It was a man. I'm leaving it at that."

She goes on to recall Olivia Newton-John—who had starred in Xanadu!—asking her how on earth she'd done such a thing in front of so many people.

Above: How Anderson Cooper helped a friend come out to his parents.

Ocean is "10, 11 songs deep" into Channel Orange follow-up.

Madonna's annual Oscar party is on.

Streisand's million-dollar makeover.

It's Debra Messing, you gays!

Gaga's (now collectible?) tour merch still being pushed.

FROCK SHOCK: Lindsay Lohan unfit to care for a dress.

First person cured of AIDS wants everyone cured.

Obama urged to issue exec order on LGBT discrimination.

Universal background checks gets major R backer.

New Betty White book has drinking game.

TCM's Classic Film Fest adds Ann Blyth, Eva Marie Saint.

Guncrazy

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