The guy pictured above allegedly stole Frances McDormand's Oscar, was caught red-handed, and tried to disappear back into the Oscar ball before being arrested and charged with grand theft.
Sam Rockwell could've just tortured him, beat him up and tossed him out a window in an ultimately endearing way and we could've called it even, but either way, it appears McDormand doesn't want the matter pursued.
Alice Brady receives her Oscar — not a replacement! — back in the day before they were statuettes
It's interesting because Mother Jones published a fascinating piece on the history of lost, stolen and/or missing Oscars ...