83 posts categorized "BEYONCE"

Oct 07 2014
Greatest Pop Divas: There's No Such Thing As A Definitive List Comments (0)

Madonna

Buzzfeed's latest diva ranking is pretty solid, in that Madonna easily makes #1. The fact that it is a definitive ranking of pop divas makes her the inevitable champeen.

I would rearrange the list a bit...

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Need To Know: Delish Dish + You Get The Squat-Thrust + A PEAK Into The Future + Infectious Ignorance + MORE! Comments (0)

Duc-NguyenI can stand the heat.

*widget boy cultureABOVE: More of the delicious Chris here.

*widget boy cultureLoving his deep squats.

*widget boy cultureJust over 3 days left, Madonna fans!

*widget boy cultureBuh-byes, Teresa Giudice!

*widget boy cultureGérard Depardieu brags that he's gay catnip, turned tricks at 10.

*widget boy cultureTwin Peaks returns...did the show predict its own comeback???

*widget boy cultureMadonna's Bedtime Stories is 20 years old.

*widget boy cultureMeet the filmmaker exposing gay-shaming Russian thugs.

Silverjow

*widget boy cultureThe art of Silverjow.

*widget boy cultureFor the 1st time, Ebola is contracted outside of West Africa.

*widget boy cultureElisabeth Hasselbeck is too stupid to be allowed to talk about Ebola.

*widget boy culturePBS correspondent embarrassed by FOX's Ebola ignorance.

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé's absence makes his heart grow fonder.

*widget boy cultureShe can do something you can't:

 
Sep 17 2014
Lip Service Comments (0)

Beyonce

Every pop singer lip-synchs—every single one of them. It really doesn't have anything to do with if they can or can't sing; it's not a Milli Vanilli thing. One can not perform a physically active two-hour set without some vocal sweetening, at least not in this genre (rock is different, its fans don't mind scratchy, effed-up vocals...sometimes, they're a plus).

But even so, because most artists deny it (it's like dying your hair was in the '60s), any time it becomes obvious, it's juicy, as in this runaway-popular Beyoncé snippet...

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Aug 25 2014
Seeing Things Comments (0)

Beyonce-Jay-Z

Via Patric Ireland.

 
Aug 24 2014
Beyoncé Performs Infomercial To Cap Off MTV VMAs Comments (0)

BeyonceThat was so boring, I'd divorce her, too!

I'm pretty iffy on Queen B, but watching her self-indulgent performance on MTV tonight, capped off by her husband and toddler daughter proclaiming her the greatest thing since sliced bread so that she could say how blessed she feels, I might be slipping further into the anti-fan territory.

Only an artist as massive as Beyoncé could demand to sing snippets from her entire album on the VMAs...but that doesn't mean she should take advantage of the power.

It was cute when Blue Ivy yelled out “Mommy!” but I'm pretty sure the woman who gave birth to her was barred from entering.

Anyway, it was an interesting show. I liked Ariana Grande and, surprisingly, Taylor Swift. I got tired of Nicki Minaj faster than you could lip-synch...well...anything. The Robin Williams tribute was embarrassing. Miley's Sacheen Littlefeather moment was a bit precious.

Eh. Get off of my lawn.

Follow me on Facebook for more grumpy old man commentary, some of it funny (unless it's about your favorite artist, in which case it's infuriating).

All the winners here.

 
Aug 16 2014
Need To Know: Over The Topless Reaction + Shazbottom + Half-Baked Alaskan + Beyoncé vs. Baby Mama + MO Batter Blues + MORE! Comments (0)

Lands-End-GQ-Emily-Ratajkowski

*widget boy cultureIf you are “horrified” by the above cover, grow up.

*widget boy cultureRobin Williams + gay hustler = must-see movie.

*widget boy cultureIs Beyoncé really not Blue Ivy's mom after all?

*widget boy cultureInsane racist woman in death threat-laden viral video.

*widget boy cultureHOT guys, HARD at work.

*widget boy cultureJames Franco is playing insane ex-gay Michael Glatze, who really hates the gays.

 *widget boy culture'90s teen heartthrob Andrew Keegan invented a religion.

Andrew-KeeganBad religion

*widget boy cultureLady Gaga's lesbian fan letter.

*widget boy cultureChris Martin's got a type: Annoying blondes.

*widget boy cultureChristian singer Vicky Beeching comes out swinging in 1st post-coming out interview.

*widget boy cultureFerguson cops beat a suspect, charged him for bloodying their uniforms.

*widget boy culturePapal selfies are the latest thing.

*widget boy cultureGay blogger thinks gay men need to grow up and stay out of the bars.

*widget boy culturePioneering skateboarder Jay Adams dies @ 53.

Jay-AdamsHe was a sk8er boi, see ya later, boy...

 
Aug 11 2014
Need To Know: Prey Of Light + Open Season On Black Teens + Not-So-Mighty ISIS? + The McCain Mutiny + Super Duper Cooper + Crashing Boor + MORE! Comments (0)

Madonna-Show-Lineup-WebsiteAnd not one of them could be bothered to mimic a brunette period?

*widget boy cultureMOTHERS OF RE-INVENTION: 6 Madonna impersonators take on all her hits. Hawk

*widget boy cultureMO cop shoots, kills unarmed black teen.

*widget boy cultureKurds battling back vs. ISIS.

*widget boy cultureMcCain thinks the Iraq War wasn't long enough.

*widget boy cultureSen. Graham (R-SC): “American city in flames!!!” if no war.

*widget boy cultureHillary distinguishes herself from Obama, pans his foreign policy.

*widget boy cultureSoap actor Charles Keating dies @ 72.

Cooper-Helfet

*widget boy cultureCooper Helfet (pictured) is hella hot!

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé is not the queen of subtlety.

*widget boy cultureA collection of thousands of instant boners.

*widget boy cultureAmanda Bynes sneaks back onto Instagram.

*widget boy cultureLive Lion King show on the NYC subway.

*widget boy cultureRon Paul is an MH17 truther. Of course.

*widget boy cultureJosh Hutcherson launches LGBTQ project.

*widget boy cultureThe real Aunt Jemima's grandson sues for $2 billion. Lawdy!

Jemima-660I sho'nuff hopes he gits some da money...because that Aunt Jemima bullshit was damn embarrassing and profitable.

 
Aug 07 2014
Need To Know: Gran Gesture + Spreading News + Even Worse Porn Acting + Honestly Racist Abe + Russ Meyer, Ferrell Cat + Side-Piece Speaks + Ruff Stuff + MORE! Comments (0)

Metrosource NY Cheyenne JacksonJackson: “I was wrong. I was bad. I was dirty.”

*widget boy cultureCheyenne Jackson on Love is Strange and calling his friends by their grannies' names.

*widget boy cultureEbola is hard to get. MERS and SARS are not. Will one be the next big pandemic?

*widget boy cultureTyra Banks impersonating Lindsay Lohan is the Bravo version of a pandemic. Marilyn-Burns-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre

*widget boy cultureIf you like gay porn, you'll like this.

*widget boy cultureBedbugs hit NYC subways.

*widget boy cultureFirst Ladies team up on educating girls in Africa.

*widget boy cultureTexas Chain Saw Massacre star Marilyn Burns dies @ 65.

*widget boy cultureWas Abe Lincoln a racist?

*widget boy cultureWill Ferrell really does need to play Russ Meyer!

Giphy RussMeyer Tumblr_mjgkbis8Vv1qfoopyo2_400My exploitation director has a last name; it's M-E-Y-E-R!

*widget boy cultureNYC's Boots & Saddle to close.

*widget boy cultureStar Wars theme park is not far, far away. Beyonce3

*widget boy cultureJay-Z's side piece raps about Beyoncé.

*widget boy cultureHillary out-namedrops Colbert.

*widget boy cultureAnti-gay activists sue Houston for not being anti-gay.

*widget boy culturePost piece on black men and HIV was full of lies.

*widget boy cultureSen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) flees DREAMers, lies about why.

*widget boy cultureLORD, SHEPHERD SHALL NOT WANT: Surrogate's baby pops.

*widget boy cultureNYC face-slasher charged with hate crime.

*widget boy cultureSweet, though I wouldn't have a former dog-fighting dog near my baby.

*widget boy cultureRyan Kwanten in his swimsuit is heaven.

RYAN-KWANTENWatery rave