80 posts categorized "BEYONCE"

Aug 25 2014
Seeing Things Comments (0)

Beyonce-Jay-Z

Via Patric Ireland.

 
Aug 24 2014
Beyoncé Performs Infomercial To Cap Off MTV VMAs Comments (0)

BeyonceThat was so boring, I'd divorce her, too!

I'm pretty iffy on Queen B, but watching her self-indulgent performance on MTV tonight, capped off by her husband and toddler daughter proclaiming her the greatest thing since sliced bread so that she could say how blessed she feels, I might be slipping further into the anti-fan territory.

Only an artist as massive as Beyoncé could demand to sing snippets from her entire album on the VMAs...but that doesn't mean she should take advantage of the power.

It was cute when Blue Ivy yelled out “Mommy!” but I'm pretty sure the woman who gave birth to her was barred from entering.

Anyway, it was an interesting show. I liked Ariana Grande and, surprisingly, Taylor Swift. I got tired of Nicki Minaj faster than you could lip-synch...well...anything. The Robin Williams tribute was embarrassing. Miley's Sacheen Littlefeather moment was a bit precious.

Eh. Get off of my lawn.

Follow me on Facebook for more grumpy old man commentary, some of it funny (unless it's about your favorite artist, in which case it's infuriating).

All the winners here.

 
Aug 16 2014
Need To Know: Over The Topless Reaction + Shazbottom + Half-Baked Alaskan + Beyoncé vs. Baby Mama + MO Batter Blues + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureIf you are “horrified” by the above cover, grow up.

*widget boy cultureRobin Williams + gay hustler = must-see movie.

*widget boy cultureIs Beyoncé really not Blue Ivy's mom after all?

*widget boy cultureInsane racist woman in death threat-laden viral video.

*widget boy cultureHOT guys, HARD at work.

*widget boy cultureJames Franco is playing insane ex-gay Michael Glatze, who really hates the gays.

 *widget boy culture'90s teen heartthrob Andrew Keegan invented a religion.

Andrew-KeeganBad religion

*widget boy cultureLady Gaga's lesbian fan letter.

*widget boy cultureChris Martin's got a type: Annoying blondes.

*widget boy cultureChristian singer Vicky Beeching comes out swinging in 1st post-coming out interview.

*widget boy cultureFerguson cops beat a suspect, charged him for bloodying their uniforms.

*widget boy culturePapal selfies are the latest thing.

*widget boy cultureGay blogger thinks gay men need to grow up and stay out of the bars.

*widget boy culturePioneering skateboarder Jay Adams dies @ 53.

Jay-AdamsHe was a sk8er boi, see ya later, boy...

 
Aug 11 2014
Need To Know: Prey Of Light + Open Season On Black Teens + Not-So-Mighty ISIS? + The McCain Mutiny + Super Duper Cooper + Crashing Boor + MORE! Comments (0)

Madonna-Show-Lineup-WebsiteAnd not one of them could be bothered to mimic a brunette period?

*widget boy cultureMOTHERS OF RE-INVENTION: 6 Madonna impersonators take on all her hits. Hawk

*widget boy cultureMO cop shoots, kills unarmed black teen.

*widget boy cultureKurds battling back vs. ISIS.

*widget boy cultureMcCain thinks the Iraq War wasn't long enough.

*widget boy cultureSen. Graham (R-SC): “American city in flames!!!” if no war.

*widget boy cultureHillary distinguishes herself from Obama, pans his foreign policy.

*widget boy cultureSoap actor Charles Keating dies @ 72.

Cooper-Helfet

*widget boy cultureCooper Helfet (pictured) is hella hot!

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé is not the queen of subtlety.

*widget boy cultureA collection of thousands of instant boners.

*widget boy cultureAmanda Bynes sneaks back onto Instagram.

*widget boy cultureLive Lion King show on the NYC subway.

*widget boy cultureRon Paul is an MH17 truther. Of course.

*widget boy cultureJosh Hutcherson launches LGBTQ project.

*widget boy cultureThe real Aunt Jemima's grandson sues for $2 billion. Lawdy!

Jemima-660I sho'nuff hopes he gits some da money...because that Aunt Jemima bullshit was damn embarrassing and profitable.

 
Aug 07 2014
Need To Know: Gran Gesture + Spreading News + Even Worse Porn Acting + Honestly Racist Abe + Russ Meyer, Ferrell Cat + Side-Piece Speaks + Ruff Stuff + MORE! Comments (0)

Metrosource NY Cheyenne JacksonJackson: “I was wrong. I was bad. I was dirty.”

*widget boy cultureCheyenne Jackson on Love is Strange and calling his friends by their grannies' names.

*widget boy cultureEbola is hard to get. MERS and SARS are not. Will one be the next big pandemic?

*widget boy cultureTyra Banks impersonating Lindsay Lohan is the Bravo version of a pandemic. Marilyn-Burns-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre

*widget boy cultureIf you like gay porn, you'll like this.

*widget boy cultureBedbugs hit NYC subways.

*widget boy cultureFirst Ladies team up on educating girls in Africa.

*widget boy cultureTexas Chain Saw Massacre star Marilyn Burns dies @ 65.

*widget boy cultureWas Abe Lincoln a racist?

*widget boy cultureWill Ferrell really does need to play Russ Meyer!

Giphy RussMeyer Tumblr_mjgkbis8Vv1qfoopyo2_400My exploitation director has a last name; it's M-E-Y-E-R!

*widget boy cultureNYC's Boots & Saddle to close.

*widget boy cultureStar Wars theme park is not far, far away. Beyonce3

*widget boy cultureJay-Z's side piece raps about Beyoncé.

*widget boy cultureHillary out-namedrops Colbert.

*widget boy cultureAnti-gay activists sue Houston for not being anti-gay.

*widget boy culturePost piece on black men and HIV was full of lies.

*widget boy cultureSen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) flees DREAMers, lies about why.

*widget boy cultureLORD, SHEPHERD SHALL NOT WANT: Surrogate's baby pops.

*widget boy cultureNYC face-slasher charged with hate crime.

*widget boy cultureSweet, though I wouldn't have a former dog-fighting dog near my baby.

*widget boy cultureRyan Kwanten in his swimsuit is heaven.

RYAN-KWANTENWatery rave

 
Aug 04 2014
Need To Know: People Have The Shower + Mideast Maelstrom + I Have A (Bad) Dream + Dammit, Janet + Playing The Disgrace Card + Beyoncé Track Elevatorized + DIRECTV J.O. Material + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureThere are worse ways to spend your time than watching Dan Osborne shower.

*widget boy cultureU.S. condemns Israeli shelling of U.N. school.

*widget boy cultureDeportation-happy House votes against Dreamers.

*widget boy cultureKill the Gays law struck down on technicality by Ugandan court.

*widget boy cultureJanet Jackson album rumor struck down by Janet Jackson.

*widget boy cultureAmerican Idol alum Michael Johns dies at 35 after twisting his ankle. Stefan-Pinto

*widget boy cultureShould he keep the beard?

*widget boy cultureThe C-word gets read, to a disco beat.

*widget boy cultureMeet Torsten, the Bareback Saint.

*widget boy cultureHottest June in history, ever, at all.

*widget boy cultureWorst CA drought in history, ever, at all.

*widget boy cultureHave to agree with Roxane Gay that she's a pretty shitty feminist.

*widget boy culture Liz Cheney's furious at Obama. Yawn.

*widget boy cultureHere comes the fuzz!

Peach-assPeachy keen

*widget boy cultureReady for another Romy & Michele reunion? Disney isn't.

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé shamelessly used ElevatorGate in a new “Flawless” remix.

*widget boy cultureTom Daley goes for (and gets) the gold.

*widget boy cultureBroadest attack on states' gay-marriage bans yet.

*widget boy cultureGay marriages in OK: Soon.

*widget boy cultureKickstarter for making potato salad raises $55,000+.

*widget boy cultureGlenn Beck cops to saying “some stupid things.”

*widget boy cultureBeating of trans woman in Honduras by cop caught on video.

*widget boy cultureNick Jonas and his back cleavage heat up new DIRECTV series Kingdom.

Nick Jonas- musclesI want you back.

 
Jul 22 2014
Need To Know: GOP Court Kills Obamacare + Death Of A Bear Model + Pornstar Makes An Ass Of Himself + Beyoncé NOT Divorcing + Do You Have A Lame Claime To Fame? + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureBear model Chris Miklos dies in his sleep.

*widget boy culturePornstar Bruno Knight arrested for smuggling meth in his anus.

*widget boy cultureGOP-dominated appeals court guts Obamacare.

*widget boy cultureJudges who just defunded Obamacare did so over a proofreading error.

*widget boy culture14th Century candidate Marco Rubio: Hillary is a “20th Century candidate”.

*widget boy cultureWill B & Jay-Z split without divorcing?

*widget boy cultureShe calls out MSNBC for being pro-Israel, not invited back.

*widget boy cultureTed Nugent canceled for racism and hate-mongering.

Weird-Al(Really) Weird Al! (See video after the jump.)

*widget boy culture8 Republican Congress critters now support marriage equality.

*widget boy cultureWhat would Jesus do? Commit suicide.

*widget boy cultureFinally! Blake Lively launches lifestyle blog.

*widget boy cultureTom Daley comes in fourth at Shanghai, no medal.

*widget boy cultureAnti-gay idiots are vehemently against heterosexuals.

*widget boy cultureWeird Al Yankovic's funny “Lame Claim to Fame” video after the jump...

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Jun 30 2014
Need To Know: Chest You & Me, Kid + Supreme Injustice? + Aaliyah Biopic Nixed + Rugby Rubbin' + Hurling Insults @ Sterling + MORE! Comments (0)

Farley-GrangerYou in Granger, girl!

*widget boy cultureHollywood history's hottest chests!

*widget boy cultureSupreme Court to gut unions, “weaponize” the First Amendment?

*widget boy cultureSupreme Court ready to take on states' gay-marriage bans?

*widget boy cultureAaliyah biopic is OFF.

*widget boy cultureIntense rugby rub-down.

*widget boy cultureBLACK HUMOR: Chris Rock pokes fun at Donald Sterling at BET Awards.

*widget boy cultureElton John says Jesus would support marriage equality.

*widget boy cultureElton John didn't support it not that long ago.

*widget boy cultureWorld Cup hottie: Wilfried Bony.

10357196_665034360251936_6251463121294047048_nEnjoy all the singlets, ladies!

*widget boy cultureYou should like Homo-Erotic Wrestling: Love the Singlets on FB.

*widget boy cultureProp 8 plaintiffs Katami & Zarrillo exchange vows in style.

*widget boy cultureMormon gay-rights advocate staring down excommunication.

*widget boy cultureTexas Democratic convention bursting with LGBT activists.

*widget boy cultureB & Jay-Z tweak Justin Bieber on tour.

*widget boy cultureidemTV brings you all the highlights of Barcelona Pride: