86 posts categorized "BEYONCE"

Nov 22 2014
Party All The Time Comments (0)

Beyonce

“7/11” is evidence that Beyoncé can put out anything and people will probably love it and use it to call her brilliant. If Madonna put out this same song, the lyrical content would instead be used to call her an idiot who was way too old to be singing about partying. Beyoncé is 33, for the record, so I'm not sure at what age it will be expected of her to stop singing about alkahaul, but it's coming.

This isn't for me. The video is a lot of fun, though...

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Nov 15 2014
...Those Additional 100 To 150 Pounds That You Put On... Comments (0)

Britney-Spears

The original Legends Panel is back, and this shit never, ever gets old. The ridiculous voices and sentiments just feel so right...

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Nov 03 2014
Need To Know: Faking News + Poll Positions + A LEAGUE OF SOME OF THEIR OWN + Dragged Down + A Nipple Effect + Ingalls Well That Ends Well + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureBREAKING: So...Tyler Ritter isn't gay. Officially.

*widget boy cultureIf Republicans take the Senate, it ain't necessarily Obama's approval rating's fault.

*widget boy cultureYour dog is a whore.

*widget boy cultureIt's an A League of Their Own (semi-) reunion.

*widget boy cultureGrumpy Cat isn't even 2 years old and has a movie already.

*widget boy cultureAnother sex-harassment accusation for GOPer Carl DeMaio.

*widget boy cultureGay time-capsule alert: What would you put in?

*widget boy cultureSexy Daniel Jaems in his undies.

*widget boy cultureDrag queens read mean-queen tweets: 

*widget boy culture“Ebola nurse” Kaci Hickox is sorry for the inconvenience.

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé goes as a witch for Halloween. (Kidding!) Ss

*widget boy cultureHot jock's nipples are so amazing even he notices.

*widget boy cultureThe dude on the right...the rest of him is also hot.

*widget boy cultureKim Kardashian all but licks Anna Wintour's ass.

*widget boy cultureRichard Simmons meets Miley Cyrus for Halloween.

*widget boy culture“Laura” and “Nellie” were real-life besties.

GiphyDon't ever change!

 
Oct 07 2014
Greatest Pop Divas: There's No Such Thing As A Definitive List Comments (0)

Madonna

Buzzfeed's latest diva ranking is pretty solid, in that Madonna easily makes #1. The fact that it is a definitive ranking of pop divas makes her the inevitable champeen.

I would rearrange the list a bit...

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Need To Know: Delish Dish + You Get The Squat-Thrust + A PEAK Into The Future + Infectious Ignorance + MORE! Comments (0)

Duc-NguyenI can stand the heat.

*widget boy cultureABOVE: More of the delicious Chris here.

*widget boy cultureLoving his deep squats.

*widget boy cultureJust over 3 days left, Madonna fans!

*widget boy cultureBuh-byes, Teresa Giudice!

*widget boy cultureGérard Depardieu brags that he's gay catnip, turned tricks at 10.

*widget boy cultureTwin Peaks returns...did the show predict its own comeback???

*widget boy cultureMadonna's Bedtime Stories is 20 years old.

*widget boy cultureMeet the filmmaker exposing gay-shaming Russian thugs.

Silverjow

*widget boy cultureThe art of Silverjow.

*widget boy cultureFor the 1st time, Ebola is contracted outside of West Africa.

*widget boy cultureElisabeth Hasselbeck is too stupid to be allowed to talk about Ebola.

*widget boy culturePBS correspondent embarrassed by FOX's Ebola ignorance.

*widget boy cultureBeyoncé's absence makes his heart grow fonder.

*widget boy cultureShe can do something you can't:

 
Sep 17 2014
Lip Service Comments (0)

Beyonce

Every pop singer lip-synchs—every single one of them. It really doesn't have anything to do with if they can or can't sing; it's not a Milli Vanilli thing. One can not perform a physically active two-hour set without some vocal sweetening, at least not in this genre (rock is different, its fans don't mind scratchy, effed-up vocals...sometimes, they're a plus).

But even so, because most artists deny it (it's like dying your hair was in the '60s), any time it becomes obvious, it's juicy, as in this runaway-popular Beyoncé snippet...

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Aug 25 2014
Seeing Things Comments (0)

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Via Patric Ireland.

 
Aug 24 2014
Beyoncé Performs Infomercial To Cap Off MTV VMAs Comments (0)

BeyonceThat was so boring, I'd divorce her, too!

I'm pretty iffy on Queen B, but watching her self-indulgent performance on MTV tonight, capped off by her husband and toddler daughter proclaiming her the greatest thing since sliced bread so that she could say how blessed she feels, I might be slipping further into the anti-fan territory.

Only an artist as massive as Beyoncé could demand to sing snippets from her entire album on the VMAs...but that doesn't mean she should take advantage of the power.

It was cute when Blue Ivy yelled out “Mommy!” but I'm pretty sure the woman who gave birth to her was barred from entering.

Anyway, it was an interesting show. I liked Ariana Grande and, surprisingly, Taylor Swift. I got tired of Nicki Minaj faster than you could lip-synch...well...anything. The Robin Williams tribute was embarrassing. Miley's Sacheen Littlefeather moment was a bit precious.

Eh. Get off of my lawn.

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