They're publishing an actual book about the late, great Mary Wickes...and she wasn't even a vampire!

They  had caras then.

Iconic Spanish actress Sara "Sarita" Montiel also died yesterday.

Marc Jacobs and boy-toy get frisky in public.

Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry engaged!

GREEK ACTIVE: Homophobic ad protested, pulled.

Amanda Bynes is morphing into Angelyne.

DEEN MOM: Farrah Abraham $exing pornstar.

"Accidental Racist" = worst song ever.

Madonna stepped on the president's toes in Malawi.

Amsterdam vs. Putin.

Parties break out over Thatcher's death.

Morrissey: Thatcher was "without an atom of humanity."

Hazing-death defendants plead not guilty.

Vatican advisor on who doesn't deserve communion.

2 House GOPers in Illinois down with marriage equality.

Glenn Beck: "Gay marriage advocates have won..."

Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pennsylvania) running for guv.

New Totally Tyler book = Boys, Booze & Bootycalls.

AY, PAPI: Your hunk of the day.

Anderson Cooper learns how to pronounce "Andy Cohen."

Immigration reform ices out LGBTs.

Bar Mitzvah Boy a pro speaker...there's nothin' to it!

Joe Biden was a hot piece of tail:

Viiiiice!

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Trailer for the new Carrie looks promising, though Moretz is too pretty, no?

SHUTTERED: R.I.P. Sears Portrait Studios.

VIDEO: Madonna thanks locals while in Malawi.

"Queen of Versailles" denies shopping addiction.

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-Louisiana) still worthless.

Author Craig Laurance Gidney on YA fiction & more.

Jeremy Irons kind of apologizes.

Why some liberals love—or love to hate—Obama.

Case against "Egyptian Jon Stewart" dropped.

Trayvon Martin wrongful death civil case settled.

Kid asked about marriage equality—fundies blow up.

Alan Cumming covers IN New York.

HOS BEFORE BROS: Looky-looky! It's the Hookies.

Rick Warren's son commits suicide.

Arrested Development dish from Jessica Walter.

How does one prepare for a rape scene?

Mr. & Mrs. Carter vacay in Cuba.

Adam Huber = hunk of the day.

The 5 Mary Tyler Moore Show ladies speak of reuniting on Hot in Cleveland:

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Blue movie

Callum Blue's best "part" ever.

13-year-old boy stopped, frisked and emasculated.

Gloria Gaynor vs. cancer.

Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) is "evolving" on marriage.

Are gays really too powerful to protect?

Prominent teabagger plays the NAMBLA card.

Reporter planned to murder this rapist.

SNARKS & PROCREATION: Marriage not only for spawning.

Who was early, who was late on marriage equality.

Denny Fouts: The best-kept boy in the world.

Mitt Romney happy to be "normal."

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES: Amanda Bynes imparts wisdom. 

Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin phone the Ryan Gosling Help Line.

Sandra Bernhard dishes on Madonna and trashes Anderson Cooper.

Michelle Visage is "just sayin'" Madonna didn't invent vogueing.

Madonna's latest Instagram = Joan Crawford by Hurrell. LOVES.

Vintage Madonna

Via Arroyo Chamisa: The complete A Pictorial History of the Silent Screen by Daniel Blum is available to peruse online. The book is long out of print and won't ever be printed again, so here's your chance to wallow in nostalgia for a time you probably don't remember in the first place.

"     "? Them are fightin' words!

The new Celebrity Black Book: 2013 Deluxe Edition by Jordan McAuley is out, and it's got current addresses for 67,300 famous folks.

Check it out here, and/or sign up for a free trial at the celebrity-address site ContactAnyCelebrity.com.

Via Globe (March 25, 2013): Sandra Harmon, 74, was one of the most successful writers in sitcom history, manufacturing the "ha!" for everything from The Bill Cosby Show (not the one you're thinking of!) to The Dick Cavett Show. Now, she's written a French-kiss-and-tell bio that would put a slutty Maury teenager to shame with its don't-hate-the-playa details.

A partial list of her conquests includes Donald Sutherland, Jimi Hendrix, Burt Reynolds, Norman Mailer (I believe he once wrote that if you fucked a woman in the ass, she would be a whore forever), Maximilian Schell, Michael Crichton and Eddie Albert, the latter of whom sexually assaulted her. Sounds like he was beggin' for a pitchfork in the rear.

I don't see any info on when the book is publishing, so maybe it's just in proposal form now, but this bitch wrote Elvis & Me with Priscilla Presley, so she knows how to do it.

Via HuffingtonPost: The literary birth of a chorus boy.

Where in the world is Matt Lauer's fan club?

1/4 of men sit to pee in order to keep texting.

The ultimate Kyliedonna megamix.

Which Madonna era are you?

LIKE A PROGRESSIVE: Ask yourself what Madonna would do.

Over 60% of Americans think marriage equality is inevitable. 

Smash moves to Saturdays.

A "fierce Latina superhero Web series."

Little League raffle's top prize is an AR-15 assault rifle.

"Gus Mattox" (aka Tom Judson) defends the honor of gay porn.

Jesse McCartney's all grown up and releasing a new album.

TN Senate opts to "pray away the gay."

World's largest gay nightclub, Krave Massive, opens in Vegas June 15.

World's oldest cat turns 27.

Stephen Fry &. anti-gay Russian politician go at it "hammer & tongs."

HAPPILY NEVER AFTER: Best Disney parody of all time.

And...fins.

Moore as a child actor in Cecil B. DeMille's King of Kings (1927)

I neglected to make note of the passing of Micky D. Moore the other day when my friend Chexy forwarded his obituary, but better "late" than never.

As many of you know from my posts in recent years, I have a special fascination for the scant few human beings known to have appeared in a silent film who are still living. I have managed to gather autographs (or even meet) several of them, including Mickey Rooney, Mary Carlisle, Baby Peggy and Moore, who until quite recently was selling signed copies of his rambling, unedited, incredibly absorbing and historically important memoir.

Moore died on March 10 of congestive heart failure after a career that began with a co-starring role alongside Mary Pickford and continued with work as an assistant or second-unit director on Elvis Presley films, the 1953 classic The War of the Worlds and the movies of Steven Spielberg. His first job was as an actor in 1919's The Unpainted Woman, his last was as second unit director of 102 Dalmatians in 2000—over 80 years.

I encourage you to check out his work if you want an expanisve look at the film industry filled with the kinds of showbiz morsels a sharply dwindling number of people are capable of telling.

I very much approve

Meet the Perry Ellis Very Perry campaign.

"Fierce advocate" Pres. Obama fiercely advocates against DOMA.

Anti-gay nut: Obama dating Reggie Love.

Can NJ legislature override Christie's anti-equality veto?

Oscar-ish: Anderson Cooper's Top 10 favorite films.

Even for $25K, I wouldn't tongue-kiss Maloof.

Gay Press, Gay Power = amazing LGBT non-fic book.

BTS of Purple Crush's "Little Bitch."

A guilt-free Barbra Streisand trip.

Amazing Madonna mash-up.

Madonna is music's #1 earner of 2012.

Gaga isn't in the Top 40! (But it didn't count merch, etc.; she's #4 there.)

Mo money