Can't she just be installed?

Big hint that Hillary Clinton may run for president.

Meryl Streep for veep?

Supremes put off marriage cases. Friday?

Soccer coach watched sexual assaults?

Boy Culture's new Facebook page.

A shirtless McFly vacay.

Bradley Manning's trial postponed.

Angelina Jolie won't spend Xmas with her bigot-in-law.

John Travolta has magic—as well as jazz—hands?

Three Cups of Tea co-author commits suicide.

Making sure your cat is "classy."

SCREWED: Sued for Grey porn.

Django Unchained covers Vibe.

Pandora Boxx: Only the final 4 Drag Racers are talented.

NV judge rules marriage equality = death of human race.

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Curl Up & Dye: Below the Belt offers painless pubic coloring.

My old boss's reaction would be: "There's no such word as 'grey'—it's 'gray'."

This should make you crack a smile

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Aussie footballer busts himself in his "budgies."

"Brokeback Boathouse" vs. bullying.

Henrietta & Myrna vs. singing.

Sneak peek of HBO's In Vogue: The Editor's Eye.

Boehner and McConnell - reality = humor.

An '80s song you should play every day.

Brad Pitt's Killing Them Softly dies a miserable death.

DNA's double helix photographed for the first time.

Mindy Kaling & Reese Witherspoon new besties?

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Do the Math: 3 Gay Guys and 1 Girl with 2 Boobs:

Above: Brad Pitt still turns heads, as seen on People (December 10, 2012). The same issue offers up Joshua Jackson basking shirtless in Mexico:

Paul Rudd is cute as a button (and flashing shag) on Broadway as seen in National Enquirer (December 10, 2012):

More after the jump...

Kidman-meat

Keith Urban has a body of death.

Do NOT call Gene Hackman's wife a "cunt."

Brad Pitt puts his money where his mouth is.

Quel disaster! (Caused by gay people, of course.)

Dylan Williams is camerabait.

"Celine Dion" is a complete witch.

Li'l girl tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney.

Obama's poll numbers keep improving.

If Mitt Romney ran an honest ad, it would be like this.

Here's a visual explanation of why they're called The Wanted.

Rolling around and trading oral with "insatiable" Joe Simpson.

Vote in the Queerties.

Madonna's dancers prank her during MDNA show for Halloween.

Put your claws all over my body...

Brad Pitt's anti-gay mom Jane Pitt will be shocked—SHOCKED!—to learn he's "set on playing a gay man!" That's what National Enquirer (August 13, 2012) says anyway. So funny that he's going to play "a gay man," something that might've happened in the '80s. Now, you have to do more than simply play gay—you play J. Edgar Hoover, Liberace, a gay cowboy engaging in a star-crossed same-sex affiar...somethin'!

To see the full reading of Dustin Lance Black's 8 as staged in L.A. this weekend, keep reading...

Neither Democrat nor Republican but simply "other," Scientologist Juliette Lewis is another star who thinks Ron Paul rocks, telling her Facebook fans that she likes how he is for "preserving the constitution [sic] and basic human rights which are slowly being dismantled with last couple presidents and then some."

Sorry my posts have been light in recent weeks; I've traveled to Las Vegas, L.A. and Paris, and tomorrow go to Chicago. Then I'll be stationary for a few months. I hope the eye candy and Madonna updates will soon be spiked with more variety. Until then...

Congrats to Madonna for getting a Golden Globes nomination for "Masterpiece," a gorgeous song that would ordinarily be an Oscar nom shoo-in if it weren't for the fact that so far, the Academy has shunned nominating any song on which Madonna has writing credits. This could be the year they throw her a bone, though, considering the weak competition and Weinstein pushing hard for any kind of recognition for W.E.

The world's worst celebrity wax likenesses. Yes, Madonna is included but don't you DARE say it.

A few months back, an anonymous source "close to" Angelina Jolie blabbed to Us Weekly, saying that she "hates" President Obama:

"She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise."

The source also spilled that Brad Pitt and his wife fight a lot about politics (he's an Obama fan). She's apparently not a Republican, but is instead a Libertarian (the appeal of which I totally get, except nowadays it's usually code for insane, armed, Ron Paul whackjobism as opposed to the ideals it could potentially encompass)...or an Objectivist. (She was once attached to doing a movie of Farrah Fawcett fan Rand's Atlas Shrugged.) I puke in my head every time I remember that in late high school and even early college I was in love with her writing before realizing it was, like, against a lot of things I believe in!).