279 posts categorized "BULGES"

Apr 23 2014
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Garçon Model SS14 collection is here—check out the Miami collection featuring American model Tyler Kenyon. Kenyon is photgraphed on South Beach wearing styles from the new line.

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Apr 19 2014
Need To Know: Brain Swelling, Sia Later, Once You Go Duncan Black + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureBig Brother Canada's Kenny Brain has a BIG one. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureDerek Jarman's Blue and Davi Pretto's Castanha screening at Lincoln Center.

*widget boy cultureSinger likes to "skinny dip in a pool of tweaked out barely legal twinks..." but is "no rapist." Shirtless

*widget boy cultureSia "the socially phobic pop star."

*widget boy culturePink and red and Duncan Black all over.

*widget boy cultureSinger says he wasn't even in Hawaii at the time of the alleged assault.

*widget boy cultureWhen gay marriage was just a union of "two faggots."

*widget boy culturePresident Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe sincerely hates homos.

*widget boy cultureLesbian police chief sacked, likely just because she's gay.

*widget boy cultureThis Andrew Christian model wears, and deserves to be, a Trophy Boy.

*widget boy cultureMrs. Doubtfire sequel?

*widget boy cultureOrange Is the New Black returns:

 
Apr 16 2014
I'm Good At This: A Last-Minute Trip To The Hollywood Show Comments (0)
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I wasn't going to attend the latest Hollywood Show in L.A. at the Westin LAX this past Saturday. I'd made up my mind that while dropping in would make all the sense in the world if I were an Angeleno, dropping in from across the frickin' country made about as much sense as the fact that Joan Collins does these things out of an actual need for cash. (See my other trips to autograph shows at #5 on this list.)

“Even my worst orgasm was right on the money.”—Woody Allen

But then I figured out a bunch of other stuff to do in L.A. and splurged, booking Monday and arriving with some goodies for a variety of the over 100 (!) scheduled stars to sign. Unfortunately, it was one of my least exciting shows, but I was still reminded of that Woody Allen quote. You know the one.

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The show was meh because, for one thing, quite a few stars canceled, including some whose advertised presence had helped me decide to go in the first place. For example, I'd spent part of one day sourcing a fabulous Rene Auberjonois portrait from The Eyes of Laura Mars on eBay, then tracking it down in person here in NYC, only to discover that he'd canceled the night before. Apparently, Rene told a fellow celebrity guest, “I don't have any pictures to bring so I'm not going.”

Rene-AuberjonoisI will get this signed by you, Rene!

I also missed seeing Dale Bozzio, the original Lady Gaga, whose lead vocals on the Missing Persons record Spring Session M are the perfect combo of pleasing and unnerving. No matter that she's since become a crazy cat lady—I love huh!

Elliott-GouldElliott Gould was a no-show...how would he have reacted if asked to sign this?

But it's a thin line between love and hate when it comes to fandom. I overheard one attendee fuming that the gossip columnist Rona Barrett had canceled (another one I'd been so curious to meet), saying, “She canceled? What a fucking bitch! I'm dying to meet her!”

Kelli-MaroneyKelli told me my friend, a former co-star of hers, would "clean up" if they did the show in tandem.

Not having as many stars to “get” made for a leisurely show. Unfortunately, it did not make for one of my favorite shows; kudos to the organizers for rounding up so many diverse celebs, but it just so happened that the ones I was most excited to meet didn't wow me. I had precious few fun encounters...well, if we're talking about the ones with celebrities.

Here they are. I calls 'em likes I sees 'em...

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Apr 14 2014
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Jon Hamm looks superhot on and in Men's Fitness (May 2014)...and his best asset isn't even spotlighted!

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Actually, the intrepid interviewer succeeds in getting Hamm on the record about his legendary package, even if Hamm is quite dismissive of all the hype (which, to be fair, is probably mostly fueled by PhotoShop at this point):

“That's the dark side of all this [fame], I guess. As a nonfamous person, would you want people walking up to you and pointing to your dick? I can't believe I'm talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life, and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douche bag. But it's silly”

 
Apr 09 2014
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Apr 07 2014
Need To Know: Obama Girl Power, Day Sera Sera, Mustache Ride On Time, Mariah Not Keeping Up With The Kardashians + MORE! Comments (0)

Dongs-All-Over-the-WorldThere's a kind of bush/Al over the world...tonight...

*widget boy cultureObama to sign executive orders on equal pay for women. Doris-Day-Jackie-Joseph-Lawrence

*widget boy cultureVideo from inside Doris's big Day!

*widget boy cultureClick here if you like studs with mustaches.

*widget boy cultureWoman freezes to death in morgue?

*widget boy cultureStay AWAY from Shakira.

*widget boy cultureMissy Elliott readies comeback album.

*widget boy cultureMariah Carey, great in bed, doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is.

*widget boy cultureLeee Black Childers, NYC Underground shooter, dies.

*widget boy cultureFrank Bruni also thinks we should be tolerant of intolerance.

*widget boy cultureSeinfeld actor dies at 50.

*widget boy cultureLadies of SNL seek "Dongs All Over the World" (after the jump)...

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Apr 06 2014
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Apr 05 2014
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Apr 04 2014
Need To Know: Bringing Becksy Back, Out-Firefoxed, Deen's Last Supper + MORE! Comments (0)

DAVID-BECKHAMHe almost looks annoyed to be so hot.

Boy-CultureStill more David Beckham skin revealed.

Boy-CultureAnti-gay Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich has resigned.

Boy-CultureConservagay Andrew Sullivan blames “left-Liberal intolerance.”

Boy-CultureNo, gays don't want Christians dead.

Boy-CultureJohn Waters gets animated.

Boy-CulturePaula Deen's racism-friendly restaurant closes.

Boy-CultureBruce Jenner closer than ever to fully transitioning.

Boy-CultureDavid Letterman is retiring in 2015.

Late NightLetterman's first guest was Bill Murray.