Hey, I'm nothing if not gender-neutral. I just got and already love my Snugg iPhone case in leather. It's really cute (if very hot pink), soft and the phone fits in there...well...snugly. For a quick-draw, you just pull a tab to pop out the phone.
In case hot pink isn't your thing, it comes in all the colors of the rainbow at TheSnugg.com. Great Mother's Day gift idea.
ABOVE: Huge gallery of sexy images from the evening!
I spent my Friday night at an awards ceremony for hookers.
The Hookies—already the eighth annual—is a glitzy affair soaked in ball sweat and freshly injected testosterone, tricked out in Andrew Christian jockstraps and seemingly every leather harness ever manufactured. Held across the street from me at The Out's BPM, the ceremony was preceded by a red carpet the size of a welcome mat...but unlike with hustlers, the small size made things all the more interesting.
The first person of note I spotted was the indescribably adorable Duncan Black, who has become one of porn's most famous bottoms and who is also, apparently, a well-peopled escort based in NYC. He was wearing a black shirt and jeans with a gray vest and a studded harness and was happy to pose for photos on and off the carpet. I'm pushing for a shoot with him, but will have to tangle with Cocky Boys first. Mega-watt smile and sweet as pie. As host Leslie Jordan would note later, "Precious!"
Several too-naked-for-this-blog pixxx are at my Work Unfriendly Tumblr, including a great shot of Duncan showing off his pride and joy.
I sound gushy about Duncan but...hello!
Take it with a grin...
I'm Mr. Open-Minded, but it's hard to shake my Midwestern-prude DNA, because while politically I believe it's unconstitutional to make renting one's body illegal, I feel that at present, being in that line of work seems to be pretty damaging to a large percentage of those who punch that time card. So whenever I saw a guy like Duncan—again, so cute!—my judgy, or at least protective, side was thinking, "Don't do this!" But my horny side was thinking, "OMG, where is the ATM machine, because he would be worth being late on a mortgage payment or three."
Rafael, his cock and mr. Pam have a battle of the bulges.
Rafael Alencar made a spirited carpet appearance, showmancing with bisexual female gay-porn directrix mr. Pam, who was conducting interviews on the carpet. He wound up riding her after giving an interview, all the while grasping his giant bulge in a manner that would not pass for discreet. I was reminded of what some mothers say when their little boys can't stop holding their pee-pees: "It's not gonna fall off!" But I think Rafael clutching his family jewels was a bit like wearing an accent brooch—it definitely drew the eye southward.
Christopher Daniels, a total ho who's a total pro.
I'd love to Wolf that down!
Mr. Canada Eli Henry (I know...woof x 10) and Tommy Defendi
The porn version of the Wolf Pack—Austin and Tyler—cut impressive figures on the carpet, sporting tattoos, muscles and matchy-matchy basketball jerseys. Tyler happily lowered his pants for Austin to grope the wares out back as the cameras flashed. You know, just like always happens at the Tonys.
Southern California experienced a 4.4-magnitude quake this morning around 6:30 a.m. I'm sure this is God's anger over the fact at New York City's St. Patrick's Day parade has lost most of its sponsors—including Guinness, ouch—over its anti-gay policy.
Watch those L.A. TV anchors diving for cover after the jump...
Are you one of those guys who loves his products...but hates buying them? It can be rather embarrassing to be standing around in line at a department store to buy all those creams you "don't use" (if anyone asks).
I was lucky enough to meet John R. Bourne at one of those gonzo celebrity shows. He and his man are a couple of the best-looking, best-groomed (without looking too-too) men around, so it's no surprise that looking good is John's business:
"My mission is to reach people that hate shopping in a cosmetics department. As a commissioned salesperson, I want them to place their orders with me—and I take care of the rest."
John is in a position to sends samples upon request, every purchase made comes with customized samples and he keeps his customers updated on free gifts with purchase via his fast-growing Facebook page. There are rumors of a Pinterest page in the works, and he works with men and women.
So if you're looking to look good, John's your man.