Can you smell what David Hauslaib & Tom Balamaci are cookin'?

You may know David Hauslaib's name in connection with one of his many new-media ventures—he launched Queerty and Jossip among others.

But his latest business is one all you foodies should make it your business to know about—Pop-Up Pantry is a way for you to order meals prepped under the direction of some of the best chefs in the country, and have them delivered right to your home. All you have to do is follow simple instructions and you'll have a gourmet meal in (usually) under 30 minutes.

I got the scoop (the food-pun possibilities are endless) straight from Hauslaib just before we dove over the fiscal cliff into 2013, and I have taken care to litter this post with food porn.

***At the end of this Q&A, look for a special discount offer***

Girl talk

BI YOUNG: Ke$ha to Seventeen: "I don't love just men."

Jake Shears is a Queen.

South Korean popstar might face jail time over AWOL hook-up.

Sexy Asher Monroe's "Why Worry" contest. You do wanna meet him.

Patti Page dies at 85.

Trey Songz reacts to same-sex kiss pic.

Jessica Simpson + Jennifer Hudson team up to lose lbs., make $.

Starbucks serves some steaming "Same Love".

Madonna's stalker breaks up with her.

Like a stalker

Andrew Sullivan to charge $19.99/month for his Dish

WHAT A CONCEPT! Writers to be paid for work.

Brave LGBTI Ugandans pose for awareness-raising portraits.

I'm officially worried about Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Log Cabin being "used by the neocons" in Hagel attacks.

KAKE: Katie (the new Liza) & Jake a new...cough...romantic item?

1st elected out PA legislator sworn in.

Neighbor Bob vs. the Pope—Bob wins.

Matt Schiermeier is the hunk of the day year.

Madonna's best mag covers of 2012.

Parents completely verklempt over Les Misérables:

Please sing "Gambler" or "Rescue Me"

"Proud" Adam Lambert "excited" to cover Madonna on VH1 Divas.

Atlanta mayor is for marriage equality.

Michael Clarke Duncan: Branding 101.

Google's top celebs of '12 are dead.

Must the rest of Chic die to enter the Rock Hall of Fame?

New queer performance series hits NYC.

A free song for gay heroes of the past.

Hillary Clinton has the world by the balls.

For Russians who don't GET Americans.

A clubtastic "White Christmas".

Christine Quinn vs. at Injustice Scalia.

Cool Hunting's annual gift guide.

Taylor Swift Yoko Onoing One Direction?

What happened on the last 12/12/12.

Wonder what they were doing on 12/12 in 12 A.D.?

From here: They better run!

THE SKIN CROWD: Boston's 12th Annual Santa Speedo Run.

Kathleen Turner killing it in The Killing of Sister George?

Soledad O'Brien's been awesome, so of course must be replaced.

Beekmans make up for lost PDA time.

Lady Gaga tour bombing—in South America.

Men denied marriage license in '70 still together over 40 years later.

Gay retirement options looking up.

Obama follows good news to MI.

It's a Damiana & Tanya mystery.

Meet fashion superstar Jason Wu.

Lesbian not guilty over her DOMA role.

Chicago: False-confession mecca.

More Matt Raimo than you can handle.

"Most parents would prefer their children not to be gay."—Tory

Via Rod: I've never made dinner quite like this:

None of these stockings are stuffed

BIG GULP: Andrew Christian's R-rated Christmas card.

Gay couples in WA begin getting licenses to wed.

Judd Apatow's Vanity Fair covers do suck.

PICTURE THIS: KIIS-FM Jingle Ball portraits.

Israel's first gay divorce.

Mormons warming up to gays?

Starbucks, JCP ignore anti-gay protests.

DILDO BAGGAGE: Gay couple humiliated in court, too.

Wealthy gays OK with tax hikes for the rich.

He should be the Hunk of the Day every day.

Anti-gay Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-North Carolina) can't read.

This is not an Onion headline:

Fate-so!

As seen in TV Guide (December 10—23, 2012)

What's this we hear about a Goonies reunion?

Out artist Frank Ocean nabs 6 Grammy noms.

Gays have more $$$, better prepped to retire.

Calvin Klein's ex-squeeze is a chick- & dick- magnet.

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-South Carolina) resigning.

Ashley "way too damn liberal" Judd prepping Senate run?

Reasons to be gay and proud this year.

Huzzah to Dan Savage & Terry Miller!

MILK IT: "Who You Calling a Cow?" remix contest.

Scott Evans busted trying to buy...something.

Hot and wet Made in Brazil video.

An easy way to stink of pizza always.

Open season on black men?

Dr. Who's first-EVER TV Guide cover:

Disabled? Rebublicans couldn't care less.

Republicans thumb noses at wheelchair-bound Bob Dole.

Scorching-hot cub calendar for charity.

Hillary Clinton is totally running in '16. C'mon.

Is Kate Middleton a gay icon? C'mon.

Anderson Cooper went blind for 36 hours.

Mike Diamond sweats Ben Cohen's jock.

Handicapping Supreme Court Justice deaths.

Trade association NRECA selects homophobic head.

Even more Jayson Blair.

Dutch treat blackface as jolly Christmas tradition.

Newest Vanity Fair cover looks funny "ha-ha." 

Paris Hilton's a DJ...wait, what did she used to be?

Boybands ready to scratch each other's eyes out.

Madonna's touring must-haves.

Top sugar daddy misconceptions. (Wait, aren't any of 'em bottoms?)

I wouldn't say no. I'm unemployed!

Going All Out against a country going all in on the persecution of gays

Help tell Uganda its "Kill the Gays" bill is abhorrent.

Horrendous 100-car pile-up.

Translation: Madonna's got a new movie AND album in the works?

Cameron pushing for marriage-equality vote in the UK.

Can Dems retake the House in '14?

Abortion fanboy Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN) won't quit.

You buyin' what Garrett Neff's sellin'?

United States out of Mexico?

Caddy/boy: Cadillac Ranch millionaire accused of bribing boys for sex.

Boeing is anti-marriage equality.

NOM fears college drag parties.

It's Black Friday. Be ashamed, be very ashamed:

Family matters

Dadvertising: Great spot on parenting.

Malawi suspends anti-gay laws!

Sharon Osbourne had a preventive double mastectomy.

Rihanna's Unapologetic track list includes "Nobody's Business".

New Zealand PM blows off "gay" gaffe.

And How!: No Doubt pulls culturally insensitive video.

Gay love triangle ends in murder, tears.

Voting is a mess in Florida—by design.

Romney's Ohio Jeep ad called a lie by...everyone.

Obama's polling spike not wholly due to Sandy.

Political analyst Larry Sabato: O = 290, R = 248.

The French adore sex...marriage equality? Pas nécessairement.

University of San Diego isn't into gays, either.

Gay and voting for Mitt Romney???

The Mitt hits the fan