20 posts categorized "CARRIE PREJEAN"

Nov 06 2011
Boy Culture Turns 6: My Favorite Posts Comments (13)

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As of midnight last night, it was exactly six years since my first post. It's been a tough thing to keep up with a dayjob and outside activities, and just when I think I might walk away, a valuable connection or interesting opportunity or a kind word comes my way. Thank you all for reading me.

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Here are my favorite 100+ posts out of nearly 11,000. Please take some time to read (or re-read!) a couple and tweet or Facebook any you like.

xoxo Matt

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54ff027a28833-800wiThe pocket pool championships were intense this year


BOY CULTURE


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FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novell and novel Boy Culture as well as the movie version; might be my ultimate post.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f5599878833-800wiJonathon Trent & Derek Magyar make an Allan Brocka sandwich

BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f7f18238834-800wiI was left "Reeling" by the experience

FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f5ebead8833-800wiNo one would've mistaken me for Taylor Lautner

RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.

 

MY ART

 

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GUYDAR (since at least January 17, 2008) & ENDS OF THE WORLD (since at least January 13, 2008): Attractive men of the world—I got your backs. Your fronts, too.

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6a00d8341c2ca253ef0120a58f680c970bUnaltered iPhone image that still blows me away

"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.

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DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef01156faa215c970cThe shirtless one

LOST ANGELES (2009): My favorite photographic travelogue of L.A.

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ART IMITATES LIFE (2006): My 9/11 and my distaste for grief tourism.


ME


6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f435c1a8834-800wiDeath of the party—Jeff in high school, already halfway through his life

BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef014e862b4a41970d-400wiSigned, sealed (eventually) delivered

LOST BOY FOUND (2011): There is a book in here somewhere.

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CIAO HOUNDS: OUR TRIP TO ITALY (2011): Finally got José to Europe.

6a00d8341c2ca253ef00e54f10b4de8833-800wiDeath becomes here

ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.

Zehnders Life is short...and meaningful

PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.

Lots more...

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Feb 26 2010
An Idiot Of Biblical Proportions Comments (1)
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Lauren Ashley makes Carrie Prejean sound like Eleanor Roosevelt. (And still makes Eleanor Roosevelt look like Carrie Prejean.)

She also tells Radar Online (who the fuck is advising her to speak with Radar Online??? That's like Tiger Woods going on Dr. Laura!):

"Am I anti-gay? No. A lot of my gay friends tell me, 'that's your belief, I still love you. They know how much I love them and they know I still believe in them."

SafariScreenSnapz002 Great, so at least she believes in gays; we're not like the Cottingley fairies or anything.

I still want her tragic Beverly Hills fairy friends to please make their way to the nearest video camera and 'splain themselves.

 
Feb 24 2010
Miss Led Comments (0)
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Apparently, the Bible-thumping Lauren Ashley—who's represented herself as Miss Beverly Hills—is even more selective in her adherence than even Carrie Prejean. She must have had one eye on an episode of The Hills and the other on that skinny mirror in her room while she was reading the part about "thou shalt not lie" because the City of Beverly Hills has denounced her as a fraud. There is no Miss Beverly Hills!
 
Selective Breeding Comments (5)
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One thing about Carrie Prejean is that she's consistent—consistently hypocritical. Radar Online confirms she's now living in sin with her fiancé. I'm guessing they're having sex out of wedlock, too, and probably eating shellfish and all the other things the Bible comes down against. But at least they're not gay-married, right? 
 
Nov 12 2009
Inappropriate Beauty Queen Live Comments (6)

Via Towleroad: Carrie Prejean is mentally ill. Period. (And P.S. She made her sex tape at AGE 20!)

 
Nov 10 2009
And You Thought Taylor Swift Was A Vindictive Ex! Comments (2)
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Carrie Prejean attempts to defend her teenage sex tape—which she doesn't really consider to be a "sex" video since she was, you know, only having sex with herself. Bless you, Carrie's old boyfriend, for releasing this video! He must really hate her fucking guts!
 
Nov 08 2009
Mom Knows Best Comments (0)

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Apparently, Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex video, in which Carrie is masturbating. What a shame. But then again...maybe she liked it?
 
Nov 04 2009
Carrie Settles (Down On A Big One) Comments (1)
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Apparently, there is a legit, hardcore sex tape starring Miss Traditional, Carrie Prejean, that hastened the settling of her Miss USA suit. It's been rumored, but TMZ claims it's for real and that they've seen it. It will almost certainly leak. Enjoy infamy, Carrie. 
 
Jul 24 2009
Little Voice Comments (0)

Via Towleroad: Carrie Prejean makes Katie Holmes sound a little bit more like Judy Garland. I want Elizabeth Berkley to play her in a movie called Pageantgirls.
 
Jun 15 2009
Female Problems Comments (2)

Katha_pollitt I sure like DailyKos and I sure like feminism, but I sure think Katha Pollittquoted there appreciatively by a diarist and of whom I have, I'm ashamed to admit as a well-read person, never heard—sure sounds like a complete horsepill.

Her comments against pro-lifers are a delight, but she goes on to imply that men shouldn't really get to speak on the subject of abortion. At best, she's angry that too many males were used as talking heads in the aftermath of the Tiller assassination.

229794463_87273c0382_b Worse, she then attacks Andrew Sullivan (about who I myself am ambivalent) for daring to speak on the topic due to his barebacking scandal. Now, I don't think highly of barebacking fetishists. That's pretty much established if you've read my blog at all. But I don't see how one relates to the other. And just to borrow a tried-and-true pro-choice motto for the sake of making a point, isn't it in theory his body?

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Michael Musto is not your girl.

Worst of all, she attacks Village Voice columnist and pop-culture guru Michael Musto as a "misogynist" for making fun of Carrie Prejean's breast implants (and other easy targets, double-entendre intended).

Is it a coincidence that both are gay? Is that why they really have no clue about "women's reproductive lives"?

Well fuck you, Katha Pollitt—the day straight people are disallowed for making decisions about gay ons is the day we'll talk about gay men being disallowed to have opinions on women's issues.

Carrie-prejean-racy-pictures Michael told me, "I love a bigot who parades around in fake breasts and did a tittie spread but feels she can justifiably hold up the Bible as proof that gays are bad people. I've used humor to point out her hypocrisies (as well as those of the pageant itself) and as a result was called misogynistic and intolerant by the likes of Bill 'Loofa' O'Reilly and his dwindling followers. That's like the pot calling the kettle intolerant! No, it's like Susan Boyle telling people they should wax their eyebrows! I am deeply amused."

When liberals and conservatives both think you're a misogynist, the only thing you are for sure is a gay man.