Get your hot little hands on a signed pre-publication copy of Mark Roeder's The New Bad Ass in Town and help The Trevor Project at the same time—here.

 

Above, the guys are, in order: Julius C. Carter, Matthew Goodrich, Orion Griffiths, Paul HeeSang Miller and Yurel Echezarreta.

The 7th Annual Broadway Beauty Pageant takes place Monday, May 20, at 8PM. They're holding it the NYU Skirball Center for the Performing Arts (566 LaGuardia Place).

In the gallery above, check out the raw talent competing for the crown.

The show's always a blast and benefits the Ali Forney Center. Not sure I can afford $150 for a floor seat this year, though.

Material girls

Hilary Devey flattered by Madonna comparisons.

"Lady Gaga Created Madonna" trends on Twitter. Okayyy.

How Nicole Winhoffer shapes Madonna's incredible ass.

Madonna flashes fashion critic Suzy Menkes.

"Top Touring Artist" Madonna to appear at Billboard Awards.

Madonna's Fernand Leger painting raises $7.2 million for charity.

That'll teach 'em!

CHECK OUT THE "WORK UNFRIENDLY" SHOTS AT MY TUMBLR.

My pal Jason had to remind me about Broadway Bares: Solo Strips at XL tonight, which I attended following a friend's book-signing. It was pretty crowded, probably because there was only one show this time.

I bought an inseam's worth of raffle tickets from the one on the left. I lost, but still won.

The audience contained plenty of Broadway Bares-backers, including many who'd shucked their clothes in the past for the same cause: To raise cash for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. Andrew Glaszek and Matthew Steffens were among those scouting the competition. (Okay, okay: Supporting friends. Okay, fine: Ogling friends.)

 

Above, a gallery filled with sexy bodies and skin, skin, skin

The program was as lean as its stars, featuring short but sweet (more like fast and dirty) performances of the variety that used to get ladies with bad reputations hauled off to the hoosegow just a few decades ago. But as always, the men of Broadway Bares managed to be racy without getting distastefully raunchy. Maybe it's because, as Broadway professionals, they never forget to SMILE.

Seacrest out of your mind to pay thousands to meet him.

What would you pay to meet Ryan Seacrest?

Madonna Megamix 2013 on Vimeo.

Purple Crush is oh-so-"Thirsty."

Beyoncé's fake nips cause a sensation.

New Hampshire Republican calls women "vagina's." (sic)

Wallflowers: The third episode.

Romance cover model drops the towel. (Work Unfriendly)

Rosie O'Donnell and Sharon Gless in one post!

Legendary producer/remixer/DJ Peter Rauhofer has a brain tumor.

People love the '80s and have forgotten who Reagan was.

Advocate's 40 Under 40.

Check out the new Web series Finding Me.

Matthew Camp presents 8.5 fragrance. I'd like to take a whiff of that.

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Someone told Jon Hamm how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.

GET OUT!: E.J. Johnson always dreamed of being in the spotlight.

Big Daddy Kane remembers posing nude for Madonna's Sex.

Joe Manganiello is As Good as Gold.

GIFT HORSE, MEET MOUTH: Helping Africa is hurting Africa.

Porn stars get goofy in a car.

Glee covers Gay Men's Chorus of L.A.

Face 2 Face: A documentary about reconnecting.

The immigration bills sucks for gays.

"Amanda Bynes is going to die soon."

Leave her alone? That's the opposite of what we should do.

Porn-business casual

Rafael Alencar tries on swimsuits. No changing room. (Work Unfriendly)

"Sock, Cock, & Roll"...insane art piece. (Even Work Unfriendlier)

Porti de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres won't be moms. Ever.

France racing toward marriage equality.

Malawi President "incandescent with anger"—Madonna off hook.

Republicans "tremble in fear" of Hillary Clinton '16.

Hey, Republicans, THIS is your party. Own it.

Even Georgia's GOVERNOR isn't down with integrated prom!

Ballerina Maria Tallchief dies at 88.

Margaret Thatcher's impassioned anti-gay speech from '87.

Tyrese despises fat cells.

Aleksandar Tomovic brings color to Bello Mag.

Dead man's donated organs rejected because he was gay.

The rejection occurred even before the transplant

Coincidentally, he has blue balls now, too!

Cool—and hot—Adidas ad.

All of The Man Behind the Throne: "Stick your butt out, Honey."

Gloria Steinem defends Kim Kardashian.

MO man denied visitation with sick partner & arrested gets a break.

Madonna refutes Joyce Banda's "lies," recommits herself to Malawi.

Russell Crowe to Rebel Wilson: "Fuck off."

Zambian gay HIV activist arrested after TV appearance.

NHL prepping for gay players.

RNC doubles down against equality.

Kid Rock "fucking embarrassed" to be a  Republican.

Trump's kid gets slathered in caviar. Nightly.

Homophobe compares homophobes to Jews in Germany.

Kellan Lutz shucks shirt for OP.

Get your Pride Stache here.

"Condom Pope" goes on display.

The past, present and future of gay porn, by a convicted pimp.

Ryan Murphy & Portia de Rossi cover Out.

Jay Anthony Parks backs that thing up.

A little Parks recreation.

Guess witch song is #1?

Thatcher dies, Judy Garland's "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" hits #1 on UK iTunes.

AMAZING remix of "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" from 1996.

Michelle Obama tears up over gun control.

Washington State goes after anti-gay florist.

Jocks who go commando.

13 y.o. dachshund has the world's best owner.

Stacey Dash (who???) vs. Jay-Z & Beyoncé.

Montana House decides sodomy is legal after all.

Rick Santorum disinvited from speaking at MI school.

One of my new favorite artists.

Broadway Bares: Solo Strips returns, nakeder than ever. Good cause, great buns.

How do you expect a president to react when you fire her sister? "Uncouth" means "she knows too much."

Your chance to meet Constantine Maroulis & Deborah Cox.

Men's underwear of the month club:

The long and shorts of it

Madonna has taken some hits from the media for her fawning letter to Malawi's prez, Joyce Banda. They've called it "rambling" (???), criticized it for being handwritten and pointed out that it was riddled with errors. (For the record, she misspelled "responsibility" with an "a" and left out a word.)

Where is the condemnation of HuffingtonPost...which can't even spell "Madonna" in a header? lol