Cosmo has chosen its hottest male strippers in America, and five are from Chippendales.

Livin' doll Joey Lawrence takes it all off, if by "all" we're talking about everything above the waist.

Give this economy another year and we'll have President Romney and Joey Lawrence stripped below the waist, waving his dingaling in lazy circles for tips.

P.S. Joey's gig at Chippendales lasts from now through June 24, unless he's extended. He says he's giving audiences "the whole nine yards," and while guys tend to exaggerate their endowments, he's probably still an act you should catch while you can.

Joey Lawrence is the latest celebricoup in recent Chippendales history, agreeing to front the show in Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino from June 7—June 24, Thursdays through Sundays.

Above, Adam Levine flashes some backside in Entertainment Weekly (February 27, 2012). Below, The Situation bulges in at least some of the right places for Star (February 27, 2012):

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