Quietest boy in school turns himself on lipping to Christina Aguilera's "Vanity." This was uploaded over a year ago but is finding new life on Tumblr. Kind of brilliant...

And that's the end of that!

You won't see Joe Jonas's perfect ass get paddled, pervs.

AAP endorses marriage equality & gay adoption.

Ryan Lochte even makes himself wet.

Belinda Carlisle's first pop single in 17 years, "Sun."

Best (and worst) Madonna tattoos.

Osmonds against marriage equality.

Black lesbian teacher fired, paper publishes hate letter.

HILLARY '16: She leads Bush, Rubio by X2 digits...in Fla.!

Native American lawmaker's superburn on immigration.

If you thought Vanessa Hudgens sullied Disney...

Christina Aguilera slims down.

Senate takes aim at background-checks vote.

Fran Drescher's hot gay ex was against divorcing. Oh, girl.

Janet Hubert tuh-RASHES Wendy Williams.

Kate Gosselin's Quixotic Twitter war.

Cutest little gay marine ever!

Enjoy a quickie with a hottie.

Please save Happy Endings, the funniest show on TV.

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Star (February 4, 2013) has fun showing us which old-timers today's stars will resemble in the future. Many of them are spot-on, but for real—do they actually think Angelyne is only 54? This was Angelyne two years ago. She is probably closer to 70  than she is to 54. Her billboards were popping up around L.A. over 30 years ago.

Someone on Facebook told me this, and it's true: If you search Google images for "dying grandparent," you get shots of...Christina Aguilera.

Via National Enquirer (December 10, 2012): Suddenly gigantic butt aside, I almost don't recognize Christina Aguilera facially. It's like she's trying to become a black hip-hop video hussy. That spray-tan is about one shade away from triggering blackface outrage. She looks absurd.

What makes a song "gay?"

Is it the singer's real-life sexual persuasion, the explicit or implicit (and positive or negative) lyrical content, how it has been embraced by the gay community, being inextricably linked with its homo-erotic video...or something else?

Or all of the above?

"Wait...'YMCA' is about more than just hittin' the gym?"

My picks for the gayest songs of all time follow below in alphabetical order by artist. There is also a separate post (with a crazy load time) with the songs arranged somewhat creatively for your listening/viewing enjoyment.

Feel free to tell me what am I missing, in both senses of the question...

Madonna, Gaga, Sylvester, too/Cole Porter, we love you...

Here are the links from my original post, arranged somewhat thematically or at least for flow.

There are 150ish videos that follow, so prepare for a long load time.

Again, feel free to tell me what am I missing, in both senses of the question...

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"Lotus" blossoms

More of Christina Aguilera's album is previewed.

Lady Gaga brags on her perfume's success.

Madonna on Gaga: "I invited her to sing with me on stage—she turned me down."

Cheyenne Jackson flaunts skin in his new show.

Sarah Palin endorses Romney/Ryan—36 hours out.

Ex-NJ Gov. Whitman: FL voting mess "inexcusable."

John McCain strategist: Voter fraud is Republican "mythology."

Nice Knockers: Linda McMahon is one desperate Republican.

Romney's anti-factual pollster leaks fantasy internals.

Final ABC/WaPo poll = 50 (0) - 47 (R) : Undecideds breaking for Obama.

President Obama responds to daughter of gay dads:

What's the difference?

Christina Aguilera says she's proud of her curves, but you wouldn't guess that from her latest perfume ad.