39 posts categorized "CHRISTINA AGUILERA"
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton honored Christina Aguilera (so many things wrong with that sentence) and couldn't help but Sophia Loren the songbird's ample cleavage.
I'm not sure what's happening to me...I've never felt this way before...but...I kind of love Christina Aguilera's Russ-Meyer-gone-wild "Your Body" song AND video. The song has a great hook and she, of course, sings her huge ass off. But the video, in which she looks like Aubrey O'Day meets Angelyne meets a Fleshlight, is kind of brilliant. I love the suggestion of murder with confetti and paint and other things (hate the fakey explosion, though) in the childish/girly pastel color palette. Bizarre and unique.
What did Lucille Ball's estate charge for the extended cameo at the end? It feels very Myra Breckinridge, which is to say it feels like the star in question would be mortified to be associated with the project.
MuuMuse dices up the eight most outrageous quotes from Christina "Legendtina" Aguilera's new Billboard cover story in a way that will make you love her 10 times more or hate her 10 times harder.
Christina Aguilera's new single cover is yet ANOTHER take on Bert Stern's famous session with Marilyn Monroe, which has been quoted to death by prior divas already (Lindsay Lohan has even taken her crack at it). It's pretty (and blows Lohan's crack out of the water), just...can't we do homages to different things every once in a while?
Madonna's halftime show at the Super Bowl drew an average of 114 million viewers, making it the most-watched halftime show (and one of the most-watched ANYTHINGS) in history. The Super Bowl overall averaged 111.3 million viewers, making it the most-watched broadcast in history, and peaked with 117 million viewers toward the end. Seems to be selling some music for her, too.
Just for shits and giggles, here are all the celeb tweets—mostly good, some bad—regarding Madonna's performance. Send me any others you fine and I'll keep this as a living record, a sort of glitterati (because some of these people stretch the definition of "celeb" let alone "stars"!) reactions...
More after the jump...
Cute, increasingly buff Real World: Denver star/AfterElton correspondent Davis Mallory and his equally hot "boo" Tyrone apparently just moved in together and commemorated the occasion with this (perhaps too) unselfconscious, sexy video all about being in love (were you ever this in love?), having "bang-up sex," smoking weed, enjoying Burlesque and Anna Nicole Smith and battling over who gets to be called Daddy...
Via Towleroad: Rich at FourFour puts together a great (but incomplete! incomplete!) video showing divas dissing and discussing each other. It's fabulously entertaining even if I'd seen or heard almost all of these. I love how he shows the phoniness of divas who claim rivalries are all made up or sexist, but also love that he doesn't shy away from including POSITIVE comments.
Mariah comes off as supernasty or superfake at every turn. Madonna comes off great—her envious peers take digs at her, but her only comments are either poking fun at her own jealousy (Whitney Houston) or expressing surprise at others' negativity toward her. (She doesn't make a habit of trashing peers, but is it also true that whens he does, it's usually not on video?)
Janet's so (or was so) pathetic, lol—she thinks her titties being grabbed and pierced nips and etc. are "classier" than Madonna?
Cher sums up Madonna's perception with the industry best—respect and amazement but no affection.
Ultimately: There's room for every diva.
As of midnight last night, it was exactly six years since my first post. It's been a tough thing to keep up with a dayjob and outside activities, and just when I think I might walk away, a valuable connection or interesting opportunity or a kind word comes my way. Thank you all for reading me.
Of whom are you more jealous?
Here are my favorite 100+ posts out of nearly 11,000. Please take some time to read (or re-read!) a couple and tweet or Facebook any you like.
FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novell and novel Boy Culture as well as the movie version; might be my ultimate post.
BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.
FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.
RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.
"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.
DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.
LOST ANGELES (2009): My favorite photographic travelogue of L.A.
ART IMITATES LIFE (2006): My 9/11 and my distaste for grief tourism.
BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.
LOST BOY FOUND (2011): There is a book in here somewhere.
CIAO HOUNDS: OUR TRIP TO ITALY (2011): Finally got José to Europe.
ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.
PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.