Gabriel Porras discusses sexual fantasies and the art of seduction (en Espanol) in TV y Novelas (Marzo 3, 2009):

OK! goes back to the well lagoon for more dish from ex-teen star Christopher Atkins, who says:

"I love going to nude beaches. You can take the boy out of the lagoon, but you can't take the lagoon out of the boy."

Still, he's not sure he'd do a nude scene on film today:

"I was jogging the other day, and I thought a dog was chasing me, but it was my butt hitting the back of my legs, so I don't know about doing nude scenes. Maybe...I'm just as much of an idiot now as I was back then."

Sadly, one of his fondest memories from his days as a star—he was robbed by a manager of all but 200 bucks—is a picture of him shaking hands with (shudders) Ronald Reagan:

Finally, pornstar-turned-Soderberg leading lady Sasha Grey romps in a bed with fellow skinstars Luca Di Corso and Jeremy Bilding. Only gay-for-pay, Obama-lovin' Bilding makes a real impression:

From V Magazine (Spring Preview 2009), both Josh Brolin and Emile Hirsch are shot by Mark Abrahams as reps of recent best screen performances. The mag's other choices? Michelle Williams in Wendy And Lucy, Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler, Dakota Fanning in The Secret Life Of Bees, Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire, Dustin Hoffman from Last Chance Harvey, Kristin Scott Thomas from I've Loved You So Long, Sally Hawkins from Happy-Go-Lucky and Patricia Clarkson from Elegy:

Christopher Atkins has still got it, as seen in People (February 16, 2009):

After the jump, Orlando Bloo, McSteamy & more...

I was never much of a fan of Billy Hufsey, Jeremy Jackson or Jamie Walters, but I lusted after Christopher Atkins, Adrian Zmed, David Chokachi and Eric Nies—and everything old is new again—so I am intrigued by the sleazy reality show Confessions Of A Teen Idol on VH1.

It's a great concept—it would be an even greater execution were the idols truly former stars as opposed to former almost-stars. But producers Scott Baio (stupid Republican who was always very ugly except when in a Battle Of The Network Stars Speedo) and Jason Hervey (even uglier, from The Wonder Years) had to settle for the cutest of the formerly cute and the most desperate of the formerly desperately sought.

In honor of this experiment in he-miliation, here are some of the guys' best shots from years (and decades...actually, most are from the last century) past:

Adrian Zmed, then and now (about to turn 55)

As far as I know, he's still working fairly steadily—he's probably the most successful of the bunch. I definitely noticed him a lot back in the day. Dark and handsome and soaking up attention is how I like them, and cheesy as hell can be sexy:

Adrian on the left, Dynasty's John James on the right.

Remember this???

Grease was the word.

TJ Hooker was so long ago even Shatner looked bangable.

Cropped and extremely questionable early nude of "Adrian."

Christopher Atkins then and now (soon to be 48).

I was coming of age when Blue Lagoon hit, and it was so filthy-dirty in a "what? it's just nude kids!" way that it blew my freakin' mind. I remember seeing stills of it in clandestinely obtained copies of Playboy and being mesmerized by Chris, who still looks okay:

Chris posed for Playgirl, and a full nude is out there (just not on this site).

This is called an "I'd love to give you-" headshot.

Tons more sexy after the jump...