Creator Magazine's latest body beautiful (Work Unfriendly).

Bon voyage, Bilbo Baggins.

Ellen DeGeneres gets Twained.

Clint Eastwood, for some reason, is back.

Kevin Rettinger strips for Mirko Fuhrherr.

Lana Wachowski speech on her journey to womanhood.

GOProud refuses to believe Romney is against gay partners having hospital visitation rights.

Allred's surprise: Mitt lied under oath to help his friend screw his wife out of millions.

Trump's surprise is no surprise: He'll pay $5 million for Obama's college/passport records.

Indiana's Mourdock refuses to apologize for saying rape is "God's intent."

Allred hopes to first-wives club Mitt Romney over the head

I'm not trying to make a federal case out of it, but Boy Culture has some amazing J. Edgar prizes to give away to five of you who comment this post between now and Friday the 11th at 5PM EST—I'll choose five of you to win at random. Simply comment back with your choice for your favorite biopic of all time and you're entered to win...it's that easy!

One grand-prize winner will receive a J. Edgar leather messenger bag, J. Edgar hat and a movie poster. Four runners-up will receive a J. Edgar hat and a movie poster.

More after the jump...

A slew of new J. Edgar stills came to light today, chiefly of interest to me thanks to the presence of serial enflamer of gay hearts Armie Hammer. (But they also show director Clint Eastwood, writer Dustin Lance Black and stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts and Dame Judi Dench.) Tons more after the jump...

The official trailer for Clint Eastwood's J. Edgar Hoover biopic J. Edgar—written by Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black—is out, unlike its subject...

J. Edgar Hoover would be busting a nut in his grave if he knew luscious Armie Hammer was playing his real-life lover (let's face it) Clyde Tolson in J. Edgar. In Details (October 2011), Hammer says of the Clint Eastwood-directed/Dustin Lance Black-penned flick:

"It wasnt the gay aspect I had a hard time with. When I first read the script, it didn't make sense why Clyde would stay around—because 99 percent of the time he's just taking abuse. But then it was explained to me. When you get that little glimmer of hope—like Tolson did—that simple kiss on the forehead, it all seems worth it and you stay."

Kind of like how I'll continue holding out hope Hammer is gay and loves men twice his age even though he's married to a woman and waxes nostalgic in the magazine about his 10-day-long bachelor party.

Great, hi-res pix to follow...

Dustin Lance Black tells Next that he doesn't believe his J. Edgar Hoover biopic J. Edgar was degayed by Clint Eastwood:

"Clint and the studio never cut or changed a word, they never had a note about it. Clint said some things that were so incredibly moving that he understood the struggle young gays go through today. If anything, Clint made it even more human and universal."

Even more interesting is his response when asked who he'd like to attend the upcoming staged reading of his Proposition 8 play 8:

"Who would I love to have in the audience?" he muses. "If anyone could be there and really listen, I would give my left arm to have President Obama sitting front and center. To see what it is we’re fighting for, and why it’s important something be done about itnow. And Marcus Bachmann. It’s time he see that it’s okay to be gay. I mean that for the kids he’s supposedly helping and for himself. President Obama and Bachmann in the front row. What more do I need?"

One more shot of the increasingly muscly Black after the jump...