When every position is the missionary position

The Kama Sutra re-enacted by Mormon missionaries.

Obama/Romney lunch meeting was hand-shaky.

Here are the polls that made Romney believe he'd win.

"Greg" by Lionel Andre is hot and wet.

Browns player Tank Carder goes unpunished for "fag" rant.

British man fighting 50-year-old criminal record for being gay.

Katie Holmes hits Broadway again.

$pend the day with Lady Gaga.

Perfect 10: Hot, free Madonna remixes.

Twilight's 18-year-old gym buff strips in a parking lot.

NJ Dems want Hillary in '16, prefer Christie as guv to two of their own kind.

"The Middle Class Cats of Instagram." Purrrfect.

These pussies are a riot

Unbelievable

Scenes from the ongoing disaster that is Sandy.

Sandy's tallest hero.

Bloomberg insists NYC Marathon will come off without a hitch.

Benedict Cumberbatch goes gay.

Astronauts using Madonna's "Vogue" in space!

Papa Joe Simpson will "never" come out.

Rape apologist Mourdock's poll numbers crater.

Final pre-election jobs report: Real momentum.

Why 2012 is America's chance at an 1896 do-over.

Nothin' like a buddy-bath in the back of a truck.

Stomach-turning gay bashing in Jamaica.

Ad: Maryland vet's parents for equality.

Joy Behar doesn't get homocons.

Gay voters definitely get President Obama.

Starbucks gets President Obama, too.

Mitt Romney: Elect me or the economy gets it.

Clinton/Booker in 2016! (I'm thinking Clinton/Castro.)

Romney/Sandy in 2012!

If Obama calls...I'm here! I'm here!

This begs for a Hillary text in reply