56 posts categorized "DANCING WITH THE STARS"
"You can practically see Bruno panting when William lights into a routine wearing a sexy outfit and rips off his shirt at the end!"
Dancing with the Stars has a new slate of fresh talent and, in some cases, lack of talent! We'll find out which are which soon enough.
Most interesting to me:
As seen above posing with me: My pal/adorable Disney kid and now grown up rapper Roshon Fegan (wait until people see all the energy he has), smoldering hottie William Levy (wait until people rehash all the see-through underwear photos he has) and tennis icon Martina Navratilova (wait until people immediately vote her off because she's an out lesbian).
In the wake of Golden Globesgate, let's just try to remember Elton John from his most brilliant period ever, 1983—when he unleashed "I'm Still Standing" on the world. Kidding, yet I did love that song and the unapologetically gay-cheesy-sexy video. Shockingly, Elton was only 36; at the time, he seemed positively Paleolithic, and yet he was almost 20 years younger than Madonna is now! (It's okay, Tina Turner's practicaly post-mortem comeback occurred when she was nearly 10 years younger than Madonna is now. I like these odds; by the time I'm 60, 60 will be the new 25!)
But why did it take me until right now to realize that the sexually-available-looking dude in the video, the one I always figured tricked with Elton on a daily basis during the filming, grew up to be Bruno Tonioli from Dancing With the Stars???
More after the jump...
As of midnight last night, it was exactly six years since my first post. It's been a tough thing to keep up with a dayjob and outside activities, and just when I think I might walk away, a valuable connection or interesting opportunity or a kind word comes my way. Thank you all for reading me.
Of whom are you more jealous?
Here are my favorite 100+ posts out of nearly 11,000. Please take some time to read (or re-read!) a couple and tweet or Facebook any you like.
FROM BOY TO MAN: BC B.C. (2007): The entire history of my novell and novel Boy Culture as well as the movie version; might be my ultimate post.
BOY ON FILM (2006): An account of the NYC launch party for Boy Culture as it played the TriBeCa Film Fest.
FRIENDS AND "FAMILY" (2006): The movie version of Boy Culture hits Chicago.
RAPT PUPIL (2006): The final night of Outfest with Boy Culture; I was fat but on the other hand got to meet Bryan Singer.
"Your pictures suck" (2008): An art critic attacks me, but not without sustaining some hits in return.
DRAWN TOGETHER (2008): How my desire to draw related to my secret desire. One of my absolute favorite posts.
LOST ANGELES (2009): My favorite photographic travelogue of L.A.
ART IMITATES LIFE (2006): My 9/11 and my distaste for grief tourism.
BURNING MAN (2007): Tribute to my late high school friend and first romance.
LOST BOY FOUND (2011): There is a book in here somewhere.
CIAO HOUNDS: OUR TRIP TO ITALY (2011): Finally got José to Europe.
ILLINOIS DEATH TRIP (2007): Ruminations on death while revisiting a past home, and the past.
PASSING BY (2008): Mourning the loss of a person I only met once.
National Enquirer (November 7, 2011) is hot on the tail, I mean trail, of a story that Rob Kardashian is admired for his big butt. Wow, breaking news. They helpfully quote someone at RealJock.com gushing that he'd look amazing in tight Levi's, but how about this much better RealJock.com quote:
"Rob has the type of padding to allow a guy like me to go deep and hard without risk of developing bone spurs on my hips."
Meanwhile, judge for yourself: