I volunteer to be the judge

Dave Franco enters a penis competition.

It's National Gay-Straight Alliance Day.

Marriage equality for Delaware?

CANCELED: Saturday mail delivery ends.

West Point's cutest cadet couple.

Strom Thurmond's love child dies at 87.

Madonna's MDNA auction for Sandy.

Boxer Ogogo's bulging went Speedo.

Guy Ritchie & David Beckham for H&M.

Going to the movies? Then why are you pickin' your seat?

Dave Franco opens up for his first-ever gay-press interview, in which he'll finally be asked WTF is up with his and his brother's (welcome) obsession with homosexuality.

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Perverted mofo Terry Richardson shoots sexy mofo Dave Franco, making sure to do a classical portrait of his right pit while he's at it. More here.

I'm late to this, but I love the Franco family's perverse sense of humor. Dave does a real public service in spreading this truth...

James isn't the only hot—or twisted—Franco. Check out his brother Dave's very Brokeback Mountain-style take on the old saying, "Go fuck yourself!" here.

See who Dave Franco finds so hot that he hopes to press the dude's extra foreskin like silly putty onto the funny papers to extract the ink...after the jump...

Above and below: Cristiano Rinaldo from TV y Mas (Ano 8-461). My heart belongs to daddy: 

Zac Efron's pretty as a picture:

Melvin Cabrera from TV Notas (Julio 27, 2010):

More after the jump...