Smuggling two soccer balls with him on his way out the door.
You won't have Beckham to kick around anymore: David Beckham has announced he is turning his back (thank God!) on soccer after this season, saying he wants to go out on top (one hopes!). Good for him, and best of luck with life as a famous fantasy lay.
Above, Penn Badgley flashes some shag in Nylon Guys (May 2013). Below, Adam Levine does his best impresson of "studly" for the same issue:
Andy Cohen struts his silvery-fox stuff in Us (April 8, 2013):
I volunteer to be the judge
Dave Franco enters a penis competition.
It's National Gay-Straight Alliance Day.
Marriage equality for Delaware?
CANCELED: Saturday mail delivery ends.
West Point's cutest cadet couple.
Strom Thurmond's love child dies at 87.
Madonna's MDNA auction for Sandy.
Boxer Ogogo's bulging went Speedo.
Guy Ritchie & David Beckham for H&M.
Going to the movies? Then why are you pickin' your seat?
Listen, Darling...you need help!
Hoarder Ann Miller receives a posthumous intervention.
Being ex-gay can be murder.
Anti-gay NH lawyer arrested for child porn while in court.
Kevin "Elmo" Clash's accuser says he lied about lying.
P!nk's latest acrobatic wonder.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) to Romney: "Stop digging."
Glee's Dean Geyer for Bello.
Alaskan newbie (age 23) leading longtime incumbent by 28 votes.
Chinese grandpa models tween clothes, goes viral.
When "public domain" isn't the end of the story.
Blond...James Blond: Daniel Craig with long hair.
The Beckhams' kid has a future as a cheerleader.
Forty-year-old gay-recruitment poster art.
Seventies ad: I'd like to buy the world a cock...
