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New York Post: “Nobody has seen Richard Simmons for more over 1,000 days.” Plus: Check out the Missing Richard Simmons podcast.
The New Yorker: Exploring Donald Trump's worst — crookedest? — deal, in Baku, Azerbaijan.
Huffington Post: Trump's new Muslim, er, travel ban is watered down, still gross.
Joe.My.God.: Anti-gay Stockton, Calif., Mayor Anthony Silva beat teen strip poker charges, gets arrested for embezzlement.
Miriam Colon: August 20, 1936—March 3, 2017 (Image via Universal)
Hollywood Reporter: Miriam Colon, legendary Latina actress, mom in Scarface (1983) dies @ 80.
OMG Blog: Glee stud Dean Geyer allegedly shows off his fuzzy butt and junk on Web cam. Gulp. (Work Unfriendly)