21 posts categorized "DOLLY PARTON"
On a group phone call with media today as she winds down her world tour, Dolly Parton answered several burning questions, such as the fate of that dog left behind after her Glastonbury gig. Turns out, its owners have been found:
“Yes! Yes. As a matter of fact, in the last five minutes just before we went on, we got a call from the main people with the government and they told us that the true owners did come forward—they had reported the dog missing, it was a language barrier, I think they were from another country—and they got the dog back, everybody feels good about it. I do not get to take her home; I was looking forward to it, I was gonna name her Glassie 'cuz of Glastonbury, I was gonna say, 'Glassie comes home!'—but they want her and they feel good about that...”
“Every time I go on tour, I hear that. I like people to just come, watch, see what I do and then you tell me what you think. But they say that about every artist and I'm not gettin' into that. I'm right there, I'm Dolly and I'm singin'.”
She also retold that familiar story of how she developed her style from the town tramp, saying she loves bold “flair and the gaud” (sic), but added a twist when asked about the tramp's identity:
Gay rugby team makes history, makes you hard.
The story of Dolly, a dog abandoned at Dolly Parton's Glastonbury gig.
Papa Joe Simpson & his young, um, client go for a dip.
Kanye gets his ass BOOed.
Joan Rivers says calling Michelle Obama a tranny was a compliment.
Jason Derulo looking shirtless.
Meet Walk-In Closet author Abdi Nazemian in NYC!
The son of right-wing Gov. Scott Walker (R-Wisconsin) witnesses gay wedding.
Cuomo backs Truvada.
Disgusting cheerleader who kills animals for kicks loses & wins with Facebook.
Michel Giroux is a much more attractive addition to Facebook, anyway:
$20 tickets to Play/Date in NYC with discount code: PRIDE
Matthew Mitcham sings Dolly Parton!
Sean O'Pry is a boxing-themed wet dream.
LaBeouf wasted in Times Square prior to Cabaret arrest.
Kellan Lutz is bursting with muscles.
Big Brother's Cody Calafiore shows off his hot buns.
100+ gay couples get married in Toronto.
Kaylan Morgan's got some hot laigs.
Shark off Fire Island cruising boats.
Anti-gay Illinois candidate Bruce Rauner is Gay Pride target.
Gay state senator marries in Colorado for spite. (And love!)
Novak Djokovic shows off in his snug boxer-briefs.
Austrian drag queen Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision 2014. F*ck Russia.
Judge discovered on Manhunt decides to retire over it. Huh?
1st same-sex marriage in the South: We came, we Arkansas, we conquered.
Liaison—1st gay club in a Vegas casino—set to open in Bally's.
PUBIC-HARRY: One Direction superstar flashes major pube-age.
SCORCHED, FLAT EARTH: Sherri Shepherd's divorce gets nas-tay.
HOT WAX: That's Jon Hamm, dummy!
Dolly Parton's boobies and arms are inked, y'all.
Miley Cyrus sexes up G-A-Y.
David Cronenberg + Julianne Moore = must-see.
HAPPY MOTHER'S GAY: Starbucks has two mommies.
Brendan Fehr is in the closet.
Michael Jackson to sing beyond the grave.
Hottie Walter Delmar's butt portraits. (Work Unfriendly)
Model Brian Shimansky goes full-frontal. (Also Work Unfriendly)
Choke on your Chick-Fil-A, assholes.
Dolly Parton's new CD Blue Smoke is dropping May 13, and fans who order it in advance get some nice bonus features. (Bonus Features would be a good Dolly album title, come to think of it!)
Michael Lucas pornstar "Vito Gallo" arrested for trespassing...in pink.
8-bit version of The Shining.
Pizza boy's deepest, darkest secret: He's a material boy.
This is even creepy for me...I love it!
Thomas Roberts really is in the wrong.
Chris Christie is, too, but at least he gave up.
Why you should skip texting for one day. Just one.
Amazing Harper's Bazaar outtake of Madonna.
Dolly Parton injured in car crash; BFF Judy Ogle was the driver. Air bags save lives.
Ryan Amador's beautiful new song "Skylark."
Not since Rhinestone have I questioned Dolly Parton's sanity. But Jesus, who in the hell wrote the rap lyrics for Dolly Parton to, uh, perform on Queen Latifah's talk show?
"Hey, Oprah, don't feel scorned/
Nobody's afro is bigger'n yours"
It's such a bizarre, racially...uncomfortable...and unfunny bit of tragedy. It really makes Dolly look stupid as hell instead of her usual carefree, cartoon self.
Oh, well...one dumb thing in a 40-50-year career ain't so bad.