Coincidentally, he has blue balls now, too!

Cool—and hot—Adidas ad.

All of The Man Behind the Throne: "Stick your butt out, Honey."

Gloria Steinem defends Kim Kardashian.

MO man denied visitation with sick partner & arrested gets a break.

Madonna refutes Joyce Banda's "lies," recommits herself to Malawi.

Russell Crowe to Rebel Wilson: "Fuck off."

Zambian gay HIV activist arrested after TV appearance.

NHL prepping for gay players.

RNC doubles down against equality.

Kid Rock "fucking embarrassed" to be a  Republican.

Trump's kid gets slathered in caviar. Nightly.

Homophobe compares homophobes to Jews in Germany.

Kellan Lutz shucks shirt for OP.

Get your Pride Stache here.

"Condom Pope" goes on display.

The past, present and future of gay porn, by a convicted pimp.

Ryan Murphy & Portia de Rossi cover Out.

Jay Anthony Parks backs that thing up.

A little Parks recreation.

When the guy recruiting you for Miss USA sends you this, it's probably not legit. Don't miss Jezebel's look at the seamy, fat-free underbelly of pageants. It's no surprise Donald Trump owns this stuff.

The gif that keeps on giving

Andrew Rannells exits Girls in style.

Obama on gun control in Minneapolis.

Adam Levine's nipple on 7 Hollywood.

Lady Gaga's crazy tour rider.

Her rant in this deposition is even nuttier!

CK Underwear's sexy Super Bowl ad.

Highest-rated Super Bowl ever.

Madonna's half-time show still  (barely) #1.

Drag queen recreates all of Madonna's MDNA.

Looks like a young Gilles Marini.

Reality stars on the runway vs. AIDS.

Donald Trump suing Bill Maher.

Fake porn posters from the fake past. (Work Unfriendly)

"Does my body drive you wild with desire?"

One of these Scott Hermans just change political parties

Gay Republican loses BIG, becomes gay Democrat.

Australian politician marries partner in Spain.

7 countries that execute atheists.

Madonna gives fans a "Spanish Lesson".

MTA chief resigning to run for NYC mayor.

Zillionairess Jessica Simpson loses 50 pounds.

Miss USA wins Trump's Miss Universe.

LeAnn Rimes's voice breaks up with her.

Marriage-equality pioneer Richard Adams dies.

Pencils, paper...bulletproof backpacks.

Brazilian male models are always in fashion.

The Times of Harvey Milk in Nat'l Film Registry.

Blake Griffin strikes a pose.

Sanity vs. Westboro's Newtown picket threat.

Recently married gay man in scandal-tainted suicide bid.

Franco recreates Cruising's lost SM sex scenes:

Turning a thematically anti-gay, commercial movie into...art?

Smell ya later!

Shirtless Versace TV ad.

Madonna's MDNA DVD to be filmed in Miami.

Anderson Cooper awkwardly discusses his MDNA experience.

Uganda's "kill the gays" bill to the House floor Tuesday.

Gabby Giffords's successor, Ron Barber (D-Arizona) won after all.

Shoot!: AZ gun store bans O voters.

Jennifer Esposito, diagnosed with celiac disease, canned by CBS.

Turns out Republicans want "gifts," too.

Allen West, won't you please go now?

Suck It, Shatner: George Takei sings.

Trump's steakhouse plays even dirtier than its namesake.

Hot Dudes in White Underwear = why Facebook was invented.

Buns upon a time

Political expression vs. sedition = splitting hairs?

Online petition urges Macys: Dump Trump.

Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas) against secession...but wasn't always.

Obama's Latino support = 75%.

If Latinos turn Texas blue, Republicans can forget the presidency. Ever.

FAB: Live singing wasn't invented by Les Miz.

Chad White, Adam Senn & Kevin Sampaio strip.

New Web Series: How to find YOUR Obama.

Out's Out100 continues to roll out.

First openly bi member of Congress elected.

Fordham College Republicans disinvite Ann Coulter.

The Wise Kids hits DVD.

DC gay flag football: Gangnam Style.

Start spreadin' the news

The lady with the flag in her hair was a scene-stealer. Aretha wants one NOW.

President Barack Obama's instant-classic 2 a.m. victory speech.

Why his win is, in fact, a mandate.

Mitt Romney's brief but conciliatory concession.

Tammy Baldwin's powerful victory speech.

Tommy Thompson's deflated concession speech.

Elizabeth Warren's exhilarated victory speech.

Scott Brown's defensive concession speech.

Claire McCaskill's against-all-odds victory speech.

Todd Akin's must-see revolting cunt-cession speech.

Heidi Heitkamp (D) narrowly defeats Rick Berg (R) in ND.

Jon Tester (D) looks set to beat Denny Rehberg (R) in MT.

Gabby Giffords' aide slightly behind in race to succeed her in AZ.

Openly gay Richard Tisei (R) loses to John Tierney (D) in MA.

Michele Bachmann (RX100) beats Jim Graves (D) in MN...barely.

Allen West (RX1,000) probably loses to Patrick Murphy (D) in FL...barely.

Jeff Flake (R) defeats Richard Carmona (D) in AZ.

Senate will have highest % of females ever...at 18%.

GA won by Romney, but by less than 8%. Swing state '16.

All four marriage-equality votes favored the good guys.

OH newswoman has zero integrity, sick of talking about it.

GOProud not only stupid, but also bitter.

Brian Williams on Trump: "Driven well past the last exit to relevance."

"Hey, guysh...if you wanna hear shum shtuff, I'll tell yas shum Nixshun shtuff...whee!"

Projection: Diane Sawyer is sleeping it off right now.

CO, WA & MA chillax on the pot issue.

L.A.: Porn performers must wear condoms.

Madonna thrills at news of Obama's victory. Strips.

Other stars react to President Obama's big win.

Karl Rove refuses to accept reality. Worked in '00. Not this time.

This turd has blossomed

"Chill out—he had this!"

Lesbian Tammy Baldwin (D) beats out Tommy Thompson (R) in WI.

Out former Clinton staffer Sean Patrick Maloney (D) beats Nan Hayworth (R) in NY.

Maine to marriage equality: We do! (MD: Us, too!)

Claire McCaskill (D) shuts down Todd Akin (Rape) in MO.

Elizabeth Warren (D) unseats Scott Brown (R) in MA.

Kirsten Gillibrand (D) easily wins a full term in NY.

Sherrod Brown (D) wins vs. unspeakable douchebag in OH.

Linda McMahon (R) pinned by Chris Murphy (D) in CT.

Joe Donnelly (D) aborts Richard Mourdock (R) in IN.

Tim Kaine (D) trounces George "Macaca" Allen in VA.

Bill Nelson (D) strikes out Connie Mack (R) in FL.

Bill Casey (D) wins—no clever verbiage—vs. Tom Smith (R) in PA.

In MA, Kennedy (D) scores Barney Frank's seat. (Stop it.)

Tammy Duckworth (D) vanquishes deadbeat dad Joe Walsh (R) in IL.

Mazie Hirono (D) defeats ex-guv Linda Lingle (R) in HI.

Redskins game that predicted Obama loss was botched by ref.

Bill O'Reilly thinks all O voters are freeloaders.

GOP to hold onto the House of Representatives.

Karl Rove literally thinks he owns FOX News.

Donald Trump should be arrested for treason. For real.

And finally, Sarah Palin looks HIDEOUS:

Via Perez.

Which one will Hillary choose as her running mate?

Cher & Kathy are balls-deep against Romney/Ryan/Mourdock/Akin.

Romney booster Jack Welch is a dirty liar.

Obama jokes about a "revenge"-vote, Republicans react like this.

538: For Romney to win, state polls would have to be biased.

Girl with two dads to Obama: How do I handle bullying?

MUST-WATCH: Tracy Nelson is an "unfortunate acceptable loss."

A $3 million judgment for stealing gay porn. Sucks 'n' fucks to be you!

Billionaire Boys Will Be Boys Club: $1 million for Trump to go bald.

Daniel Radcliffe & Jon Hamm bathe together.

Look whose gaydar blows: Kirstie Alley was in love with John Travolta.

Madonna's "I'm a Sinner" goes charmingly awry.

Madonna's cute male dancers.

Sara Rue: High-rated Malibu Country is very, very gay.

I don't want Lily Tomlin to even know Reba McEntire, let alone be doing a sitcom with her.

Nobody named "Papa" could secretly be gay, right?

Lane Garrison: I lived with Papa Joe—he can't be gay!

Recent GOP prez candidate Michele Bachmann...an independent???

FOX fucks up: Bloomberg backs...Romney???

The Economist backs Obama again.

Romney lands a HUGE endorsement, too!

Nutty Romney supporters attempt to explain.

Jodie Foster getting Cecil B. DeMille.

Miley Cyrus does dubstep.

Chrysler Group VP for Product Design tweets Trump: "you are full of shit!"

Bill Clinton doing more campaigning than Mitt Romney.

Bristol Palin knows how to use the Craigslist!

Michelangelo Signorile is one in a hundred!

You can tell gay guys by their pronounced lists