I've just survived a rather hilarious exchange with a London-based person not-very-famous for doing just about nothing.

Anyway, a year ago, I wished him a happy birthday, as I do with all my Facebook friends. His auto-reply was that he can't always reply personally to message due to "clutter" in his in-boxes.

This year, he wrote me on Facebook twice to ask that I interview and feature him here on Boy Culture. His pitch was, "I need more gay press. The UK gay press hasn't been helpful at all."

I ignore entitled garbage, so overlooked both that and his follow-up.

Yesterday, he writes:

"I TAKE THE TIME TO SEND YOU 2 MESSAGES AND YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO RESPOND TO EVEN ONE OF THEM? Why are you gay writers and journalists so unprofessional and lack in basic courtesy? What a waste of time!"

I, of course, don't let assholes have the last word, so pointed out I didn't like his approach, wasn't interested and found him to be entitled. I also said, "I do this for no money so I only work on stuff I'm interested in."

He misread as my saying I do this for money (I guess he thought I was asking for cash) and went off, claiming I don't even know what he has done (true!) and ranting that the gay press "is the same here! Keep drooling over straight guys who'll never fuck you, or salinating [sic] over make celebs who you'll never event [sic] get close to. That is what you gay journalists are good for."

He feels that he is the only person in his ethnic group who stands up for gay rights in all of Britain, so I should care, hard, about him. When I pointed out his hypocrisy in not being able to reply to me due to "clutter" but bitching about my not replying to him, he said, "TRY WINNING AWARDS AND SEE HOW YOUR INBOX AND FACEBOOK GET CLUTTERED!"

I wouldn't normally even give this lowlife the minimal attention this post allows, but I found his views on how the gay media owes him newsworthy and of interest. Not to mention that his way of insulting me next was to accuse me of being a "cock sucking" (guilty!) "low life whore of a swine." Oh, and to ask me to go back "INTO THE SORE RIDDEN PUSSY OF YOUR FILTHY CUM DRENCHED SLUT OF A MUM WHO SPAT YOU OUT INTO THE GUTTER YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!"

The best? He felt the need to call me a "PATHETIC WANNABE FAME WHORE!"

I don't know what happened to this guy in his distant youth that made him into such an unpleasant, delusional non-talent, but I'll say this much...he's not as uninteresting as I first surmised!

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