It's been 30 years since Phyllis Nelson's “I Like You” burned up the dance floors. Now, Tony Moran feat. Debby Holiday are bringing it back to life...

Bathing buddies

The art of the late, great George Quaintance.

Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader use and abuse a hapless reporter.

Loving the nearly transparent undies on this musclestud.

Billy Reilich (aka “Nick the Gardener”) auditions for Magic Mike 2.

Via Joe.My.God.: Aretha is “Rolling in the Deep”.

SCOTUS totally okay with making it harder to vote.

I'm at 104% funded...but I'm still seeking your support!

All's well that ends Rockwell.

He respects gays enough to sell whack-off videos to them for a lot of money.

C*m-eating, show-off bodybuilder sold his JO vids for $10K, isn't gay.

UK Prime Minister David Cameron is sweet on gay kissin'.

How To Get Away With Murder soars.

SNL? Snores.

For those who think Madonna is hands-off in the studio.

Amanda Bynes snags a DUI.

George Zimmerman's awful gay bro almost nailed a female cable-news gabber.

Famous Bodies is a new site with...guess what?

Is Austin your one and Mahone-ly?

Hate to be a buttinsky...

ABOVE: Meet an exceptionally tight, tight end.

Matthew McConaughey will not be in Magic Mike 2.

If this doesn't make you want to kill that t.A.T.u. bitch, nothing will.

Scots voting NO on independence.

Joe Manganiello had sympathy for his LGBTI friends' suffering.

Last day to own a piece of Madonna history.

This ex-gay couple has HOT chemistry...and matching plaids!

Please check out my Kickstarter...I'm getting closer and closer!

Jessie J and Ariana G ditch Nicki M.

Ariana Grande does not ditch her fans.

Brian Sims on the Philly gay-bashing.

Check out the bulge on this one:

Ripplin'

Jimmy Somerville's orgiastic “Travesty”.

San Francisco politician is a Truvada...user.

Jared Leto's huge one.

Another insane mass shooting, this time a grandfather wipes out his family.

Miley Cyrus gets spanked for Mexican-flag spanking. (Herstory repeats!)

TRAILER: Is Big Eyes Tim Burton's comeback?

Jennifer Lopez is now a money-eating ass.

Clay Aiken's NYC fundraiser was in snark-infested waters, thanks to Vocativ.

Ben Affleck, like a dog returning to its own shit, returns to Details.

Cleft chin & out

Is Jack the Ripper's the greatest cold-case resolution of all time?

Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka got married. Recently!

Ray Rice canned by Ravens only after fiancée-beating video leaks.

Egyptian men charged over attendance of gay wedding.

Howard Stern recalls speaking at the memorial for Joan Rivers.

Eric Decker's arms are top-notch.

CUTS BOTH WAYS: Jack the Ripper case solved via DNA evidence?

Sullen, hostile, bored dads at One Direction concerts.

One company now owns Manhunt, Jack'd and Dandy.

Turns out Taylor Swift hates girls, too!

Being bald means you're not a “sexual lothario” anymore?

If women are stupid enough to vote for Scott Brown, they deserve him.

Speaking of stupid, Kentucky likes Mitch McConnell just fine.

J.K. Rowling doesn't like her anti-gay former fans.

He's a magic man-lover.

Check out a free screening of the gay movie Pride in NYC on September 4 here.

From a press release:

PRIDE is inspired by an extraordinary true story. It’s the summer of 1984, Margaret Thatcher is in power and the National Union of Mineworkers is on strike, prompting a London-based group of gay and lesbian activists to raise money to support the strikers’ families. Initially rebuffed by the Union, the group identifies a tiny mining village in Wales and sets off to make their donation in person. As the strike drags on, the two groups discover that standing together makes for the strongest union of all.

Atkinson with his family before coming out as gay...and that wasn't the worst of it.

Late Conservative MP David Atkinson called sexual predator...by his adult son.

FOX Newser mad Americans ignorant of history displays ignorance of history.

Why the Supreme Court is corrupt.

Congress has impeachment fever.

Zac Efron gets shirtless with Bear Grylls.

Ivana Trump is still alive—cheers, thanks a lot.

Kluwe was right about his Vikings coach's anti-gay slurs.

My invite to Susanne Bartsch's party? Lost.

Comic icon “Archie” will die taking a bullet meant for his gay friend. 

Why the Shelley Long face?

Justin Root interviews RuPaul, addresses crow's feet issue.

Jessica Simpson says she's now Jessica Johnson.

JOCKSTRAPPED FOR CASH: Universal Gear in Chelsea, NYC, closing.

Daniel Radcliffe's Horns gets a trailer. Have a look.

Dems slightly ahead in CO & MI Senate races.

Britain's Got Talent winner Jamie Lambert comes out.

UTAH THIS COMING A MILE AWAY: 2 ex-Attorneys General arrested.

Cameron Diaz pukey at the thought of tapping Drew Barrymore.

Teabaggers align with Joan Rivers in insulting Mrs. Obama.

What's good for the goose is good for the gender.

LeAnn Rimes (of all people) wants you to Dance Like You Don't Give a...!

Soccer deep throater. (Work Unfriendly)

Ex-gay Pastor Duane Youngblood (the name!) accused of molesting a boy.

This kid's celebrity selfie destroys all of yours.

Brody Jenner in hot water over selective wedding attendance.

CRY ME A RIVER: Public hates Boehner's idea of suing President Obama.

NY Post writer defends (!) Madonna's “wild love life.”

Weird Al Yankovic transforms “Happy” into “Tacky”, enlists comic support.

Cho mama!

Parton said she would be open to doing more movies and/or TV movies of the week, but is waiting for good scripts.

On a group phone call with media today as she winds down her world tour, Dolly Parton answered several burning questions, such as the fate of that dog left behind after her Glastonbury gig. Turns out, its owners have been found:

“Yes! Yes. As a matter of fact, in the last five minutes just before we went on, we got a call from the main people with the government and they told us that the true owners did come forward—they had reported the dog missing, it was a language barrier, I think they were from another country—and they got the dog back, everybody feels good about it. I do not get to take her home; I was looking forward to it, I was gonna name her Glassie 'cuz of Glastonbury, I was gonna say, 'Glassie comes home!'—but they want her and they feel good about that...”

Musically speaking, she blew off the lip-synching rumors that swirled around Glastonbury, saying:

“Every time I go on tour, I hear that. I like people to just come, watch, see what I do and then you tell me what you think. But they say that about every artist and I'm not gettin' into that. I'm right there, I'm Dolly and I'm singin'.”

She also retold that familiar story of how she developed her style from the town tramp, saying she loves bold “flair and the gaud” (sic), but added a twist when asked about the tramp's identity: