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Sep 23 2016
Go Away, Sun, Ya Bother Me: Gary Johnson's Latest Pothead Moments Comments (0)

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Gary Johnson should be grateful he won't be at Monday's debate—he is absolutely unprepared to be president, or to be  allowed to do anything requiring critical thinking.

He's barely able to control his tongue!

After blanking on Aleppo, he's now saying we should take the long-term approach on global warming, which he says is that the sun will engulf the planet eventually anyhoo, so, whatevs ...

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Sep 19 2016
6-PACK — Gary Johnson Had No Clue NYC Bombing Hurt Anybody + Trump Says Hillary's For Abolishing Borders + Bernie: Don't Protest-Vote In 2016! + Trans Woman Murdered + AlMoMAdóvar! + That's What Friends Were For! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureGary Johnson (drunkenly?) says he's glad no one got hurt in NYC bombings. (29 people were!) Interviewer lets it slide!

*widget boy cultureTrump's latest lie about Hillary's policies is a whopper—will anyone care?! This is why diplomats are undiplomatic about him.

*widget boy cultureBernie Sanders urges not to protest-vote this year. Not. This. Year.

*widget boy cultureMurdered trans woman was stabbed ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN TIMES.

*widget boy cultureEvery single Pedro Almodóvar film is coming to MoMA!

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*widget boy cultureDo not miss the 1993 Bar Mitzvah video of a bunch of family members warbling “That's What Friends Are For” ...

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Sep 08 2016
Gary Johnson Sounds Drunk Or Disoriented After Blanking Out What Aleppo Is Comments (0)

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Right-wing nutjob Gary Johnson, to whom so many have turned because they think Hillary and Trump are same/same, disqualified himself from the presidency in a humiliating answer on MSNBC when asked what he'd do about Aleppo.

Johnson, who is seeking to become Commander-in-Chief, had zero idea what Aleppo is.

Mike Barnicle responded with incredulity—something more commentators and interviewers should do when Trump displays a similar (and worse!) lack of basic knowledge.

Johnson's big supporter at MSNBC herself called it depressing and wondered aloud where his failure leaves her.

Johnson later sounded utterly disoriented in trying to explain his profound lack of knowledge:

 
Aug 07 2016
6-PACK/politics — Trump Savages Hillary's Mind + Hillary Breaking Away + Hillary, POST-PARTISAN BARBIE?! + GOPer Endorses Johnson Over Trump + Assange Goes Green + Melania's Immigration Tricks! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureIncredibly, Trump is calling “brainwashed” Hillary a “horrible, horrible human being” and “mentally unbalanced.”

*widget boy cultureThe polls for Hillary could not be better at the moment; pray for nothing trend-changing in 90ish days.

*widget boy cultureIs Hillary Clinton really “post-partisan Barbie?!”

*widget boy cultureGOP congressman endorses Libertarian Gary Johnson to avoid supporting his own party's nominee.

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*widget boy cultureJulian Assange addresses Green Party, is praised by Jill Stein, is full-on #NeverHillary.

*widget boy cultureMelania Trump granted green card in 2001 “based on marriage”—four years before wedding Trump.

 
Jul 26 2016
6-PACK/dnc — Bernie's Speech-Drop, Mic-Drop Moments + SILENCED No More + Hillary Or Bust? + Gary Johnson = NO + THIS IS AMERICA'S PARTY! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureThis is so endearing (above): Bernie dropped his speech an hour before dropping the mic.

*widget boy cultureThis is so not endearing: The irony of those privileged girls taping SILENCED over their big mouths. (If only!)

*widget boy cultureSanders supporters must decide if it's Hillary or bust ... and some will choose bust.

*widget boy cultureBernie is moving on, and doing so right over Donald Trump's sorry ass:

 

*widget boy cultureWhy Gary Johnson is all kinds of NO.

*widget boy cultureMarkos of Daily Kos sums up the first night of the DNC: “This is my party. This is our party. This is America's party.” 

 
May 29 2016
6-PACK/politics — Palin In Trump's Cabinet Would Be Icing On The Coke + Phony Racketeering Story Yanked Off HuffPo + DNC Nixes Sanders's Demands + Meet Your Libertarian Candidates + State Polls Boost Hillary's Chances + HATER Judge Trumps Trump! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureSarah Palin act like she has a substance-abuse issue, or at least, she says stuff like it: “Suck it up, cupcake!” (Maybe she meant snort?) Let's give McCain back to Vietnam.

*widget boy cultureThis is the kinda header every POTUS candidate dreams of: “No, Hillary Clinton Is NOT Going to Be Indicted on Federal Racketeering Charges.”

*widget boy cultureDNC blows off Bernie Sanders campaign's demand that Barney Frank & Dannel Malloy be ousted from key national committees.

*widget boy cultureGary Johnson & running mate William Weld are 2016's Libertarian ticket. If they win, their policy is probably, “You're on your own, idiots.”

*widget boy culturePolls pitting Trump vs. Hillary look a lot like the final results of 2012 electoral college, which is good news for not-Trump.

*widget boy cultureJudge unseals documents in Trump U case. Trump had called out the judge—a judge—as “a hater.”