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Oct 05 2016
Libertarian Veep's Primary Goal? Take Down Trump Comments (0)

Willam Weld is a prominent, respected, former Republican governor, which is why his continued presence on the Libertarian Screen Shot 2016-10-05 at 10.45.16 AM ticket under spazzy former governor Gary Johnson is perplexing. You could taste Weld's contempt for Johnson when seated next to him that time Johnson couldn't name a single foreign leader.

Now, Weld—who has already said no one on any of the tickets is more qualified to be POTUS than Hillary Clinton—has stated that his primary goal isn't to win, but to take down Trump:

I think Mr. Trump’s proposals in the foreign policy area, including nuclear proliferation, tariffs, and free trade, would be so hurtful, domestically and in the world, that he has my full attention.

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Sep 30 2016
6-PACK/election — SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE For Hillary + Gary Johnson Doesn't Smoke... Anything?! + Trump Checked Out A 12-Year-Old, Accused Of Raping A 13-Year-Old + Trump Was For Iraq War + NEWSWEEK Hacked + Trump: Porn Star! Comments (0)

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Screen Shot 2016-09-30 at 6.43.36 PMHistorically conservative San Diego Union-Tribune endorses Hillary Clinton—first Dem in 148 years.

Screen Shot 2016-09-30 at 6.43.36 PMGary Johnson ISN'T a pothead?! Then what's his excuse?!

Screen Shot 2016-09-30 at 6.43.36 PMTrump discussed 12-year-old Paris Hilton's bangability with Howard Stern. Reminder: He's accused of raping a kid.

Screen Shot 2016-09-30 at 6.43.36 PMOnce and for all: Donald Trump was for invading Iraq before he was against it, period.

Screen Shot 2016-09-30 at 6.43.36 PMNewsweek, which just exposed Trump's Cuban malfeasance, got hacked—by Russians.

Screen Shot 2016-09-30 at 6.43.36 PMDonald Trump falsely claims Alicia Machado has a sex tape, his followers call her a porn star... he was in a porn video!

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CHICAGO TRIBUNE Presents Cogent Argument For Its Utter Irrelevancy, Endorses ... Johnson! Comments (0)

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Having an Aleppo moment of its own, the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune is following the lead of the Detroit News in endorsing neither Clinton nor Trump, but Gary Johnson, the pothead flake who can't name a world leader, sticks his tongue out a lot and has no idea what's happening in Syria.

I get that this is a good thing for Clinton in that the paper would typically endorse a Republican, but for fuck's sake, Gary Johnson is incompetent. This just makes them look stupid.

Sep 23 2016
Go Away, Sun, Ya Bother Me: Gary Johnson's Latest Pothead Moments Comments (0)

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Gary Johnson should be grateful he won't be at Monday's debate—he is absolutely unprepared to be president, or to be  allowed to do anything requiring critical thinking.

He's barely able to control his tongue!

After blanking on Aleppo, he's now saying we should take the long-term approach on global warming, which he says is that the sun will engulf the planet eventually anyhoo, so, whatevs ...

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Sep 19 2016
6-PACK — Gary Johnson Had No Clue NYC Bombing Hurt Anybody + Trump Says Hillary's For Abolishing Borders + Bernie: Don't Protest-Vote In 2016! + Trans Woman Murdered + AlMoMAdóvar! + That's What Friends Were For! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureGary Johnson (drunkenly?) says he's glad no one got hurt in NYC bombings. (29 people were!) Interviewer lets it slide!

*widget boy cultureTrump's latest lie about Hillary's policies is a whopper—will anyone care?! This is why diplomats are undiplomatic about him.

*widget boy cultureBernie Sanders urges not to protest-vote this year. Not. This. Year.

*widget boy cultureMurdered trans woman was stabbed ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN TIMES.

*widget boy cultureEvery single Pedro Almodóvar film is coming to MoMA!

Screen Shot 2016-09-18 at 7.44.13 PM(Image by Ron Batzdorff/Arista from my personal collection)

*widget boy cultureDo not miss the 1993 Bar Mitzvah video of a bunch of family members warbling “That's What Friends Are For” ...

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Sep 08 2016
Gary Johnson Sounds Drunk Or Disoriented After Blanking Out What Aleppo Is Comments (0)

Screen Shot 2016-09-08 at 12.23.22 PMThis tool wants to be in a debate with Hillary Clinton? (Video still via MSNBC)

Right-wing nutjob Gary Johnson, to whom so many have turned because they think Hillary and Trump are same/same, disqualified himself from the presidency in a humiliating answer on MSNBC when asked what he'd do about Aleppo.

Johnson, who is seeking to become Commander-in-Chief, had zero idea what Aleppo is.

Mike Barnicle responded with incredulity—something more commentators and interviewers should do when Trump displays a similar (and worse!) lack of basic knowledge.

Johnson's big supporter at MSNBC herself called it depressing and wondered aloud where his failure leaves her.

Johnson later sounded utterly disoriented in trying to explain his profound lack of knowledge:

Aug 07 2016
6-PACK/politics — Trump Savages Hillary's Mind + Hillary Breaking Away + Hillary, POST-PARTISAN BARBIE?! + GOPer Endorses Johnson Over Trump + Assange Goes Green + Melania's Immigration Tricks! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureIncredibly, Trump is calling “brainwashed” Hillary a “horrible, horrible human being” and “mentally unbalanced.”

*widget boy cultureThe polls for Hillary could not be better at the moment; pray for nothing trend-changing in 90ish days.

*widget boy cultureIs Hillary Clinton really “post-partisan Barbie?!”

*widget boy cultureGOP congressman endorses Libertarian Gary Johnson to avoid supporting his own party's nominee.

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*widget boy cultureJulian Assange addresses Green Party, is praised by Jill Stein, is full-on #NeverHillary.

*widget boy cultureMelania Trump granted green card in 2001 “based on marriage”—four years before wedding Trump.

Jul 26 2016
6-PACK/dnc — Bernie's Speech-Drop, Mic-Drop Moments + SILENCED No More + Hillary Or Bust? + Gary Johnson = NO + THIS IS AMERICA'S PARTY! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureThis is so endearing (above): Bernie dropped his speech an hour before dropping the mic.

*widget boy cultureThis is so not endearing: The irony of those privileged girls taping SILENCED over their big mouths. (If only!)

*widget boy cultureSanders supporters must decide if it's Hillary or bust ... and some will choose bust.

*widget boy cultureBernie is moving on, and doing so right over Donald Trump's sorry ass:


*widget boy cultureWhy Gary Johnson is all kinds of NO.

*widget boy cultureMarkos of Daily Kos sums up the first night of the DNC: “This is my party. This is our party. This is America's party.”