Funny, none of the hot TV guys from this installment of "The Homosexual Gourmand" made Part 1 or Part 2 of my History's Hottest TV Actors list. Maybe Ian Somerhalder—seen above in TV Guide (December 10—23, 2012)—will show up on my upcoming Movie Actors list. Below, that's John Barrowman from the same issue:
This may be Kellan Lutz's best candid ever, flashing his undies and his mischievous tongue during a shoot in Malibu, from Star (October 1, 2012). Bradley Cooper doesn't look half bad himself while promoting his movie Silver Linings Playbook, as seen in People (October 1, 2012):
Gilles Marini has the perfect body—lithe and supple—as seen in In Touch (August 27, 2012). Glad he'll be back on Dancing with the Stars. Below, the same magazine offers up Penn Badgley pedalling away on the luckiest bicycle seat ever:
In Touch (August 20, 2012) shows that daddies can still be sexy, such as in the case of Neil Patrick Harris (I would love for someone to walk up to him and say, "'Doogie Howser'!!! Haven't seen you in years. What have you been doing career-wise lately?"). Below, the same mag offers Nathan Adrian, who just shows that sexy guys can still be sexy:
FromPeople (August 20, 2012), James McAvoy presents:
In Touch (July 30, 2012) goes to great length to present sexy men of "all ages" (true if men aged 18, 19 or above 59 don't count). Second half after the jump...
I hired my sweet pal Brad as my videographer and met him at the Westin Bonaventure just in time to check in and take our places. I kind of hate how the carpet was set up—the guests were allowed to congregate behind us to stargaze, which was distracting. But it was nothing compared to the women two spots down from me whose entire goal was to flash a huge "FREE GAY HUGS!" sign and video themselves receiving said hugs from roughly two-thirds of the celebrities who walked. (And I thought I was lame with my aggressive pic-with requests!) They were so damn loud! Luckily, they didn't ruin any of my interviews, but only by sheer luck.
Brad's mic needed batteries (he's blond; sorry, Brad) so I wound up videoing my own first chat, with Jennifer Tyrrell. She's the lesbian mom recently booted as a den mother by the virulently homophobic Boy Scouts of America. Smart woman and immediately likable. Unreal that they're getting away with that crap. I was a cub scout (I bailed on Webelos mainly because...what the fuck is a Webelo???) and fondly remember my Pinewood Derby racing days as well as the hillbilly band we assembled for a talent night. Not to mention the father/son cook-off, in which my father and I had a well-appreciated coconut cream pie. But still, fuck the Scouts.
My first stars were Angela Featherstone (STUH-nning, but my campadre confessed she had been an ice queen on a recent shoot) and Michelle Paradise of Exes & Ohs. No Megan Cavanagh, but they were delightful.
Next, I snagged Grant Gustin of Glee. I don't really follow the show, but no one that cute is getting past me without a third degree. He's adorable and quite articulate, even if he refers to gay people as "homosexuals," which totally didn't offend me because he was totally doing it to sound smart, not homophobic. I had a homosexual crush on various parts of him.
Max Adler from the same show was equally adorable and charming. He's passionate about his role, even though it came as a total shocker that his bullying character would be written as a late-blooming man-lover.
In Touch (April 16, 2012), "battling brothers" Liam and Chris Hemsworth are pitted against each other, aove. Below, the same mag has a hot Gilles Marini pic—you can totally see his cock:
