Elton John and David Furnish go cheek to cheek with Neil Patrick Harris and David Furnish, as seen in Globe (May 27, 2013).

Above, Ian Ziering, in Life & Style (May 20, 2013) stoops to conquer. Below, Derek Hough does over-the-shoulder for Star (May 20, 2013):

Via Globe (May 20, 2013), Joey's "Whoa!"-inducing bicep:

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Above, Anthony Mackie bares arms for Men's Fitness (May 2013). Below, In Touch (May , 2013) offers up a shirtless Ian Ziering, who'll soon by a Chippendales attraction::

In the same mag, Jenny McCarthy cups the basket of a model on her VH1 show:

They've also got Sean Lowe and Ryan Lochte:

Globe (April 22, 2013) claims that Bill Clinton had an affair with an African woman who later died of AIDS. I guess that would bolster the magazine's not infrequent claims that Bill is all but dead if they could cook up a story that he's been battling HIV without even know it, even though I have no doubt he's been tested at every physical for the past 30 years.

Via Globe (April 15, 2013): There are rumors that NBC tried to quash any publicity surrounding lesbian on-air personality Jenna Wolfe's relationship with NBC reporter Stepahnie Gosk with whom she is having a baby

NBC really can't buy good PR these days.

Via Globe (April 15, 2013): Marie Osmond, who recently came out for marriage equality (she has a lesbian daughter) is allegedly at odds with the rest of her clan. Brother Alan recently threw a fundraiser against equality, and brother Donny is on the record against it as well.

Via Globe (March 25, 2013): Sandra Harmon, 74, was one of the most successful writers in sitcom history, manufacturing the "ha!" for everything from The Bill Cosby Show (not the one you're thinking of!) to The Dick Cavett Show. Now, she's written a French-kiss-and-tell bio that would put a slutty Maury teenager to shame with its don't-hate-the-playa details.

A partial list of her conquests includes Donald Sutherland, Jimi Hendrix, Burt Reynolds, Norman Mailer (I believe he once wrote that if you fucked a woman in the ass, she would be a whore forever), Maximilian Schell, Michael Crichton and Eddie Albert, the latter of whom sexually assaulted her. Sounds like he was beggin' for a pitchfork in the rear.

I don't see any info on when the book is publishing, so maybe it's just in proposal form now, but this bitch wrote Elvis & Me with Priscilla Presley, so she knows how to do it.

Above, in Star (March 18, 2013), Scott  grabs for his Disick.. Below, I don't know if his balls are on fire, but Dennis Quaid's pits were pretty fiery at a charity gig in BH, as seen in Globe (March 18, 2013):

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Olivia Newton-John, who has long been rumored to be a lesbian, sounds pretty fed up with the misinformation. Globe (March 11, 2013) quotes her as saying:

"I'm so not. I'm so heterosexual...What am I doing to make people think this? Later I thought it was cool. But there's no truth to it."

Globe (February 11, 2013) has a list of stars it thinks are most likely to be next to say, "I'm gay." This list includes: Charlize Theron, Joe Simpson, Jessica Lange, Bradley Cooper, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez and Ryan Seacrest. I think a couple of those people aren't gay, a couple wouldn't say they're gay under penalty of death and the others probably will do so eventually.