Test, a film about dancer lovers stressing over whether to take the then-new AIDS test, premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival on June 7, 2013. It looks like it could be amazing...

Fleur Cakes doesn't do dyke wedding cakes, probably can't define "ironic."

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Obama sacks IRS head.

Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

John Boehner: "Who's going to jail?" (How about Cheney?)

Republicans waste $55 million against Obamacare.

Hot men like Josh Henderson at the TBS/TNT Upfronts.

HALF-BAKED: Amy's Bakery nutjobs talk to the media.

Fresh, shirtless Hugh Jackman shot from The Wolverine.

Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

Charlie Hides tries on Madonna's Met look for size.

The connections between Madonna, Prince & Jacko.

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Four-fifths of The Wanted comes out of the closet.

Watching Behind the Candelabra...from behind bars.

The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

I haven't exactly had these up nightly, but I'm tryin'. Tomorrow night, watch for Darius Goodworth (shot by Vaughn Stewart) to strip to his undies.

James Franco by Terry Richardson for GQ (June 2013).

One of the photos takes the phrase "skull-fucking" a whole new meaning.

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Actor Peter Calandra was born to be interviewed...and viewed.

All that (see above) and one of his fave movies is Funny Girl, too? (Work Unfriendly)

Michael Stokes shoots Alex Minsky.

And you thought your bosses were assholes?

Brazilian judges rule in favor of marriage equality.

Shelter dogs and cats are Colorado's official state pets.

Michele Bachmann more insane than previously thought.

HANDS OFF HARRY HAMLIN, PEOPLE!

Natalie Maines is back with "Without You."

"Democrats worship abortion." Oh, my D&C!

A sad day for drunk drivers.

James Franco in As I Lay Dying:

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Uberhandsome Chris Pine covers Men's Health (June 2013). Inside, he says of criticism:

"You either listen to the naysayers and fall into the pit of self-loathing, or you stay on the path and move forward."

Good advice not only for professional actors, but for those everyday amateurs pretending to be someone they're not. 

"And you were there, and you were there, and you..."

Francois Sagat—who hasn't made a porn movie in years—is making his retirement from the biz official in a video shot uncomfortably close to the Magic Kingdom...

The most expensive-looking thing about H&M is that model.

With thanks to my Parisian buddy, Big Tubs: The caption for this is, "Just close your eyes, take a deep breath and keep repeating, 'I think I can, I think I can!'"

 

Above, the guys are, in order: Julius C. Carter, Matthew Goodrich, Orion Griffiths, Paul HeeSang Miller and Yurel Echezarreta.

The 7th Annual Broadway Beauty Pageant takes place Monday, May 20, at 8PM. They're holding it the NYU Skirball Center for the Performing Arts (566 LaGuardia Place).

In the gallery above, check out the raw talent competing for the crown.

The show's always a blast and benefits the Ali Forney Center. Not sure I can afford $150 for a floor seat this year, though.