Fleur Cakes doesn't do dyke wedding cakes, probably can't define "ironic."

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Obama sacks IRS head.

Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

John Boehner: "Who's going to jail?" (How about Cheney?)

Republicans waste $55 million against Obamacare.

Hot men like Josh Henderson at the TBS/TNT Upfronts.

HALF-BAKED: Amy's Bakery nutjobs talk to the media.

Fresh, shirtless Hugh Jackman shot from The Wolverine.

Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

Charlie Hides tries on Madonna's Met look for size.

The connections between Madonna, Prince & Jacko.

Save 20% on  undies using code BOYCULTURE20.

Four-fifths of The Wanted comes out of the closet.

Watching Behind the Candelabra...from behind bars.

The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

He shoots, he scores!

West Phillips knows how to shoot a model. (Work Unfriendly)

Teens' sexualities relatively unaffected by porn?

Does Zac Efron in a tight T-shirt affect adult sexuality?

Bette Midler's I'll Eat You Last is a "delectable soufflé."

Key Delaware senator will be voting for marriage equality.

ENDA introduced in Congress.

Ryan Lochte fans turn out to support What Would Ryan Lochte Do?:

I love him, jeah, jeah, jeah! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? airs Sundays @ 10PM on E!

Steven Soderbergh raised on The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.

Join the Concrete Hero Urban Obstacle Challenge to fight AIDS.

How marriage was won in Rhode Island.

"Have Your (Cup)Cake & Read It, Too! -- The Great Gatsby edition.

Channing Tatum & Joseph Gordon-Levitt remaking Guys & Dolls?

Madonna was "impressive" recording "Like a Prayer."

More of Madonna's so-called "secret project."

From here: Madonna's not-so-secret past wardrobe hits Macy's. All 8 looks.

Haven't collected many items worn by Madonna, but I'd kill for a Keith Haring dress.

Drunken nincomcoop Speaker of the House John Boehner is being blamed by Republicans for the House's inexcusable and unforgivable lapse in not approving funds for Superstorm Sandy victims.

It's like the East Coast doesn't count because there are too many Democrats here.

I can't wait until this orange do-nothing is replaced and is back to the bar where he belongs.

Original Bad News Bear "Rudi Stein" (David Pollock) is running for Congress as a Democrat in California. Before you get too excited, he says, "There's too much rigid ideology in Washington, D.C. There is a lack of compromise, and compromise is the very basis of our democracy."

As a Democrat, he should attract a few Republican donors with that philosophy!

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Arizona) returns to Congress just in time to help the debt-ceiling compromise pass, 269-161. Something Reagan did by a far greater percentage—and much faster!—than the two Democratic presidents who came after him.

This. (From here.)

If you're a public person, your right to publicity survives you—but your right to refuse it is buried along with you. There's an interesting piece on this complicated legal issue in the Times yesterday.

On the one hand, I like the idea of public figures' images entering into the public domain after their deaths. On the other, I favor the idea of heirs being able to control their own family's participation or lack thereof in marketing endeavors.

Like copyright, U.S. law is needlessly murky on the topic—it would take an Einstein™ to figure it out.

Disgraced Rep. Christopher Lee (R-New York), who resigned after sending a shirtless photo of himself to a potential Craigslist conquest, once penned a concerned-sounding column about the dangers of the Internet for teens. He did so in support of his vote for the Student Internet Safety Act (H.R. 780), so kids could learn all the dangers of the Internet.

I guess he must have been inappropriately intrigued by what his research turned up.

Look, the guy didn't do anything that a large number of other elected officials aren't doing, too, but his m.o. was pretty ballsy, and this column is just a snicker for the road. I think he was pretty stand-up to stand down when caught (after initially trying to wiggle out of it). That, or his wife is not a stand-by-your-(cheating)man type.

UPDATE: Lee resigns.

Republicans sure do love their "guns!"

Rep. Christopher Lee (R-New York) has been caught hooking up with random chicks on Craigslist in the D.C. area. He is, of course, married. And he is, of course, against gays and abortion. As the link points out—if you're comfy judging others' personal behavior, prepare to have yours judged as well.