1568 posts categorized "HUMOR"

Sep 17 2014
Need To Know: Stade Muffins + Iggy Popped + To Your Health + Noun, Verb, Benghazi + MORE! Comments (0)

StadeIt's Dieux, duh.

*widget boy cultureDieux du Stade is still three years away from being legal!

*widget boy culturePhilly gay-bashing solved by Twitter?

*widget boy cultureCould that Iggy Azalea sex tape see the light of day after all?

*widget boy cultureMadonnaTribe does Encyclopedia Madonnica!

*widget boy cultureFor all you vodka Queens.

*widget boy cultureThanks to Obamacare, uninsured rate plummets.

*widget boy cultureAdvocate names 50 most influential LGBT mediaites.

*widget boy cultureDownton Abbey ventures into ex-gay territory.

*widget boy cultureRaymond & Lane's delusions of grandeur.

*widget boy cultureElisabeth Hasselbeck connects Ray Rice to Benghazi.

*widget boy cultureFind out how pic-with king Geoffrey Dicker totally won the Internet, and met Oprah.

I won the internet

 
Sep 15 2014
Need To Know: Can't Stand Him + Coming Out Of The Celluloid Closet + PSYCHO Thriller + UNCLE TOM'S GAY CABIN + MORE! Comments (0)

Kanye-West-wheelchairKanye needs to stand down.

*widget boy cultureKanye West still vying for title of Biggest Douche Ever. Uncontested.

*widget boy cultureOrange is the New Black writer divorces husband to get some “Poussey.”

*widget boy cultureThe making of a modern gay character.

*widget boy cultureGays and miners team up in Pride.

*widget boy cultureI'm busy looking at Viggo Mortensen's butt, Mother!

*widget boy cultureAnother man accused of spreading HIV purposefully.

*widget boy cultureStraight couples starting to snub anti-gay wedding venues.

*widget boy cultureNo, really, Bronx councilman Fernando Cabrera is anti-gay.

*widget boy cultureRight-wing Jewish gay children's book writer thinks gays provoke Christian hostility.

*widget boy cultureISIL allegedly hauls in $3 million per day from illegal activities.

*widget boy cultureCheyenne Jackson marries boyfriend of a year.

*widget boy culture2 straight dudes marry each other, hilarity (?) ensues.

*widget boy cultureFrat boys attempt to “Shake It Off”.

*widget boy cultureWhen Mighty Real's Anthony Wayne & Kendrell Bowman met, beautiful music was remade.

Sylvester-Anthony-WayneOnline buddies

 
Sep 14 2014
Need To Know: Up In The Hair + GOOPs! She Did It Again + Madame President + Didn't Ask Didn't Tell + MORE! Comments (0)

Mike-StalkerAre you a stalker Stalker?

*widget boy cultureMike Stalker's legs are hairy, chest is smooth...wonder what else is hairless?

*widget boy cultureA courageous young Texan's coming-out story.

*widget boy cultureMartha Stewart says Gwyneth Paltrow “needs to be quiet.”

*widget boy cultureHillary Clinton is running for president, duh.

*widget boy cultureISIL beheads British aid worker David Haines.

*widget boy cultureComing Out Under Fire (1994) makes a comeback.

Coming_out_under_fire-01Military service: What a drag!

*widget boy cultureFashion Week posers skewered by Jimmy Kimmel.

*widget boy cultureTexas teacher dodges sex charges by marrying his 16yo girlfriend.

*widget boy cultureArkansas judiciary stacks the deck against gay marriage.

*widget boy cultureMaher IDs the dude keeping “twentysomethings in their parents' basements.”

*widget boy cultureZimmerman threatens motorist: “Do you know who I am? I'll fucking kill you!”

*widget boy cultureMadonna collaborator Patrick Leonard teaming up with Leonard Cohen.

*widget boy cultureEven Russell Crowe's own kid wants him to get out of his face.

*widget boy cultureGuess whose tits these are:

JACKSON-SPIDELL-BARECHESTEDI love him, a bushel and two pecs!

 
Sep 12 2014
Innocence Regained Comments (0)

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As I was launching my Kickstarter to write a second, updated edition of my Encyclopedia Madonnica, I ran across the original press release for the book from 1995 and had to laugh at how prominently that atrosh FOX movie about Madonna—Innocence Lost—was featured in it.

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I had this stunningly gorgeous publicist, Andrés du Bouchet, who was trying to be a stand-up comic back then. I recall seeing him at Don't Tell Mama and thinking I could never do that. Turns out today he is a professional comedian and staff writer for Conan O'Brien!

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Take that, Terumi Matthews!

Terumi matthewsClassic trash!

 

 
Who's That Boy? Comments (0)

Adolpho-BlaireWhen I met performer Adolpho Blaire (pictured, proving his love for Madonna to me) at Ben Rimalower's hilarious/terrifying one-man show Bad With Money tonight, I had a funny feeling we'd wind up with a lot in common—one of the first things he mentioned is that he'd just uploaded two videos of himself as a little boy rocking out to Madonna.

I think he's just joined the ranks of Robert Jeffrey and Shaun Sperling with these flametastic displays!

The first is this unbelievably committed rollerblading performance (he calls it RollerPrancing) set to Madonna's “Oh Father”: 

After the jump, we get a closeup of Adolpho's tight vogueing, complete with finger-snapping, near-splits and strategic clapping. Too bad Madonna got over her penchant for taking little boys on tour with her after Who's That Girl, because Adolpho would've killed on Blond Ambition...

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Sep 11 2014
Need To Know: Pot Calling The Kettle Zac + 1D's 3rd N + DUCK DYNASTY Crab + Shia Came To The CABARET + MORE! Comments (0)

ZAC-EFRONFur real

*widget boy cultureZac Efron, even with substance-abuse issues, has marijuana undies.

*widget boy cultureAnother famous wrestler dies young.

*widget boy cultureIs Harry Styles hideously deformed?

*widget boy cultureNet neutrality bigger than Janet Jackson's tits.

*widget boy culture9/29 a big day for gay marriage.

*widget boy culturePhil Robertson thinks STDs are God's penalty.

*widget boy cultureShia LaBeouf is guilty, guilty, guilty.

*widget boy cultureRyan Phillippe hits the big 4-0.

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Sep 10 2014
Dat Ass & Dose Muscles Comments (0)

Nicki MinajThe Chanel you say?

Nicki Minaj, who shows off her two sides (by which I do not mean the left and right cheek) on the cover(s) of the new Dazed and Confused, is also behind the latest viral video from Ellen:

In case you're more into dudes, check out Ellen's guest this week, superhot, superbuff, supernice Bill Reilich after the jump...

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Forever Jung: MDNA Flashback Comments (0)

Madonna

“Madonna” is so relevant it's scary...

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